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Atheist. Ex-lawyer. Comedian/impressionist. Voiceover pro. Writer. Occasional git. Presenter of @NiceOneCyrilPod #COYS #THFC

London, England
Joined January 2019
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Went to Dublin for the Macklemore gig Read the full story thefp.com/p/josh-kaplan-mack…
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Janice Turner in the Times, serves it cold to Sally Rooney. "Rooney’s work brims with jaded ennui: achievement is empty, love problematic, sex just a serotonin blip before postcoital gloom. Beautiful World, Where Are You? whines the title of her third novel. I’ve met young Ukrainians under nightly Russian drone attack who find more laughter and joy in life than her privileged, Mogadoned nihilists. The longing to feel something — anything — defines her characters and her own life. But now, at 35, Rooney has found meaning at last. The cause of Palestine is “to join in something greater than our selves, to participate in some small way in a struggle for human liberation”. Gaza is not about the suffering of a people but Rooney’s self-realisation." thetimes.com/comment/columni… If you are an acclaimed, voice-of-a-generation novelist there are infinite practical ways to deploy your fame and money to aid Gaza’s hungry, injured and displaced. But Rooney has chosen one that gives her the ultimate prize: pain-free public martyrdom.
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Do you suffer from Israel Derangement Syndrome?
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Who are your best looking and ugliest footballers of the last 30 years? Spurs and non-Spurs. We're covering this important topic on tonight's Nice One Cyril Podcast. #COYS #THFC #TTID #Spurs
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Not sure anyone believed me, thinking that I just had a dirty mind, but…
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@leebrown2 makes a key RDZ observation on this week's podcast: #COYS #THFC Full episode: pod.fo/e/6dd2ad
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The far left's crazed obsession with demonising Israel is a 24/7 commitment. Do their thoughts and conversations ever stray from mendacious blood libel mantras?
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@leebrown2 makes a key RDZ observation on this week's podcast: #COYS #THFC Full episode: pod.fo/e/6dd2ad
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My latest SHOWREEL. I would be grateful if you would share my reel. This is part of my comeback story to acting; the first steps on my journey back. Thank you for your support. #ShowreelShare #ShowreelShareDay #ActorsShowreel #Showreel #CastingCallUK #UKActors #ActorsLife
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Well worth a listen…it was an hilarious hour recording. 🎙️
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We're all a bit busy this evening so we'll be recording the pod tomorrow. Ahead of that, tell us which players are - or were - complete arseholes and why. No Goons - that's too easy. Ronaldo and Maupay are good examples. We'll include the best answers on the pod. #COYS #THFC #TTID #Spurs
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We will all soon know what it feels like to be Jewish. In France, they already do. It will be our just deserts for having abandoned the Jews, ignored their warnings, turned against them, and even marched alongside their oppressors. For three years, you useful idiots have been parading Palestinian flags, sporting keffiyehs, screaming “From the River to the Sea”, and recognizing a fictitious Palestinian state as a reward for Hamas’s October 7 massacre (looking at you, @EmmanuelMacron). You have boycotted the only Jewish state in the world, vilified the Jewish people’s right to self-determination (aka “Zionism”), and spread the “Gaza genocide” blood libel. Did you really think that if you fed the crocodile enough Jewish flesh, it would eventually be satiated? All you have done is embolden the monster and whet its appetite. So you were worried about “colonization”? Look around. The only thing being colonized here are our own Western cities. The Palestinian flag has become a victory banner, proudly waved amid the ruins of looted and vandalized historic buildings—a symbol of hatred for our civilization and everything it stands for. It never ends with the Jews.
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I went to the Green Party conference. It is a party occupied. The Greens needed people. the extremists needed a party. The result was an explosion of antisemitism My eyewitness investigation, with names, footage and receipts: david-collier.com/inside-occ…
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We focus on the stuff that matters! #COYS #TTID #THFC #Spurs Full episode here: pod.fo/e/6b1195
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Analysis, laughs, wild predictions and general bullshit. Tune in! #COYS #THFC #TTID #Spurs
NEW EPISODE!! RDZ-BALL - classy Spurs; just add goals. SOLANKE - first of many? BENTANCUR’S BRAIN FADE - Maguire’s schadenfreude GALLAGHER - finally starts repaying his fee COVENTRY - finding form just in time? Plus Room 101, and who we'd like from City. With @SMTHFC1 @DameJulieWelch @Speranza6162 @sploshmedia #COYS #THFC pod.fo/e/6b1195
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Here’s a new clip from Tottenham Find Their Lost Cojones!! Nice One Cyril Tottenham Find Their Lost Cojones! RDZ-BALL! Dominant, classy, organised. Are we actually becoming a football team? SOLANKE: CONFIDENCE, LOCATED? Two misses, one good goal. Good times around the...
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NEW EPISODE!! RDZ-BALL - classy Spurs; just add goals. SOLANKE - first of many? BENTANCUR’S BRAIN FADE - Maguire’s schadenfreude GALLAGHER - finally starts repaying his fee COVENTRY - finding form just in time? Plus Room 101, and who we'd like from City. With @SMTHFC1 @DameJulieWelch @Speranza6162 @sploshmedia #COYS #THFC pod.fo/e/6b1195
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