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28 | MUFC enthusiast | Don’t take me for a joke, I’m no comedian

London, England
Joined September 2011
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“United only score counter attacking goals!!1!1!!” xitter.gq/Z7iiiiii/status/156655…
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🗣 "At his age I've never seen a player who is still that physically fit." Ralf Rangnick on adapting players like Cristiano Ronaldo in to the new system that he plans to play
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I'll banter Man Utd, Liverpool or Man City if they lose a UCL match and they'll banter us also, but what I won't tolerate on this app is Arsenal fans getting their noses in the big boys business. Mfs haven't seen a UCL ball in 5 years, they're worried about the wrong team
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Bro please listen to the crowd noise
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This Cristiano Ronaldo could do it all. The fact that he’s been around for nearly two decades and has had to adapt his game has made some people forget how complete he really was in his prime years.
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Ronaldo became the player with most goals in men's international football history, but you know what else is crazy? 47 out of the 111 (42%) goals he scored saved Portugal from a losing/drawing a game. Sometimes people forget how hard he's carried his country over the years.
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Keane, Rio, Ole, Fergie and more react to overall impact of Ronaldo's return to Man Utd.
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Keep seeing people talk about Ronaldo being finished, just checked his stats from last season and if 40 G/A in 44 games is finished then fucking sign me up for a bit of that
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Cristiano Ronaldo is officially heading back to Manchester United. The result? $MANU is up 8%, meaning Ronaldo has added about $250 million in market cap to the stock already. That's insane.
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The last dance.
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Ole to Ronaldo when City play Manchester United xitter.gq/GreatWhiteNueve/status…
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Honey, I’m bringing something new for our living room decor 😂⚽️
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Imagine ever doubting the ability of Bruno Fernandes. One of the best midfielders in world football for a while now. Impact we’ve rarely ever seen from a midfielder.
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If the teachers didn’t give you the A level results you were hoping for, don’t worry. I got a C and 2Us and I’ve ended up happy, with loads of friends and a Bentley.
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This one got me too💀
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City fans returning Grealish to Villa after hearing Messi wants to leave
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We signed one back up for Bruno Fernandes & the whole of the football world went crazy about him sitting on the bench. When will I read the stories about City not being allowed depth after rumoured to be signing a player for £100m whilst already having a crazy squad?
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The girls seeing Toby come back #LoveIsland
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CHAMPIONS LEAGUE VARANE 😭😭🥺 @ManUtd
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