Full-time content design leader. Part-time baker. Future momager. Vegan. ADHD. Not too proud for reality TV. Tweets are my own.

Columbus, Ohio
Joined January 2009
The only surprise of the #bb28 finale (and season) is finding out Devens is only 42?!?!
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So what dash cams are we all buying? #us
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After 5 months of abnormal urine tests, i was referred to nephrology, which ordered a CT scan w/contrast to get a good look at my kidneys. The CT was scheduled for a few weeks later. The day before the CT, i get a vm about a denial from the lab—not @Aetna. 1/??
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And no appeal is allowed? Try again in 60 days? That's 2026, when my deductible starts over. Not to mention that will be SEVEN MONTHS with abnormalities in my urine cultures. So cool I spend $900/month for company-subsidized insurance. 5/6
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I filed a complaint with my State Dept of Insurance. What else can I do? #healthcare #HealthInsurance #insuranceclaims
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I am here, once again (for the, like, tenth year?), asking the editing team to pls adjust the audio mixing. The music is always too loud and we can’t hear the HGs. #bb27 :shakes fist like old man:
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I was JUST saying this on LinkedIn. : sigh :
In 2025, nearly 1 in 5 job postings are ghost jobs… roles posted with no real hiring intent One analysis found about 22% of advertised roles never get filled, and aren’t intended to be. (Others report closer to 40%) Another study confirmed: 1 in 3 employers admitted to keeping roles open >30 days without plans to hire anytime soon . Job seekers really are just part of the ‘optics’ for shareholders.
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How about a national quiet day where everyone simply shuts the fuck up for 24 hours.
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Ok, I get it, everyone. But, like…why has no one gotten the ick about Nic immediately forgetting about her right after closing off? And olandria, once again, feeling no guilt over immediately going after her friend’s dude? This season feels so fake and weeeiird? #LoveIslandUSA
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Also, what she said wasn’t ok. But I feel like the online bullying of her (even before that), is not ok either. These are real humans and we’ve seen what that has done to past islanders.
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#rhoa producers are wild this season. Also, this is the dream team. 😍
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ok, now who the hell voted to keep Ace out of the bottom 3? #loveislandsusa
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Ok, I’m questioning my forever commitment to reality tv bc I suddenly find #LoveIsland having America vote on the re-couplings toxic. Like, I get it’s good drama and engagement for viewers but, these are real people not sims?
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I saw Lindsay Lohan wearing Old Navy so I’m wearing Old Navy
Lindsay Lohan stars in Old Navy, New Moves ad
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I never wanna hear Boomers bitch about #Millennials again. This morning I was at the eye surgeon and while waiting to get my parking validating an older woman was by herself in the waiting room. She had a patch over her eye and was asking “suri” what time it is…over and over 1/2
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Because she wasn’t getting a response. There were probably 6 other older folks in the waiting room sitting nearby (I was standing at the desk). NOT ONE person spoke up to just give her the time…except for me. I walked over and told her before I left and she was thankful. 2/2
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