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no not rats having better access to reproductive healthcare than most women
NYC will soon be giving rats birth control pills to stop reproducing. There are 3,000,000 rats in New York City
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AI slop could never replace the Halloween decorations displayed by the average Astoria home owner
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Hannah writes a NYT-best-selling children’s book about miscarriages; Marnie turns 39 for the third time (turns 42); Shoshanna accidentally stops a mass shooting by fucking an incel; Jessa B E C O M E S A S U N S E T.
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Shoshanna joins the IDF, Hannah joins Hamas, Jessa joins the Houthis, and Marnie joins a new Equinox.
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Today's transportation options in NYC: -walking on unshoveled streets and faceplanting in front of strangers (free) -3 subways that take 92 minutes for a ride that's usually 20 minutes ($3) +Lyft one neighbohood away ($94)
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People yelling at coffee shops and sandwich places for not closing, and instead donating their meager profit margins to immigration defense groups, during a general strike that was organized entirely on Instagram…thank you for your service. You are all heroes
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Elon Musk in an actual email to Epstein: "What day/night will be the wildest party on your island?"
Hilarious, it's actually Epstein who canceled on Musk's island visit. Musk claimed he "refused" the invite, but he was clearly trying to go. That was for New Year's Eve 2013. Musk is also on the calendar in for the New Year a year later.
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Shoutout to Kips Bay Deli across from the AMC for stopping at nothing to advertise their sandwiches
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Yep that’s them alright
First look at Woody and Buzz in ‘TOY STORY 5’ In theaters in June 2026.
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I'm sick
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Just clocking out from the nuclear waste factory and boy are my arms fourteen legs.
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“Tomorrow I’m doing 9/11” is such a cool thing to say. You can’t even be mad about it. It’s perfect.
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Power and Associates must be so embarrassed to be associated with JD Vance.
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Trump wants to build the wall, Tim Walz wants to fix your drywall.
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Maybe the best lines from Walz tonight: "In Minnesota, we respect our neighbors and the personal choices they make. Even if we wouldn't make the same choices for ourselves, there's a Golden Rule: mind your own damn business."
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The March on the DNC is a March for Palestine! Along with all our demands, we will make it clear that Democratic Party leaders must end US aid to Israel! Please read and share this excellent article from the Nation which quotes @uspcn’s Nesreen Hasan. thenation.com/article/politi…
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It’s just absolutely, shamefully false propaganda from @jonathanweisman. The Palestine solidarity movement has been in giant part led by @jvplive and @IfNotNowOrg. It’s incredible that they’re still pulling this absolute disinformation ten months into a genocide.
Somewhere there’s a NYT style guide instructing reporters to pretend that anti-genocide, pro-Palestine Jews don’t exist.
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lamb!
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The US must not be dragged into a war with Iran. The Iraq war was the biggest American blunder of the 21st century. Every candidate running this cycle must be clear on where they stand on this.
BREAKING: US Senator Lindsey Graham has introduced a joint resolution to 'authorize the use of United States Armed Forces against the Islamic Republic of Iran'
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Tim Walz is a complete slam dunk identity politics choice for VP. Place a 1000 mile diameter circle over the Midwest and Great Lakes region and there are 25 million people just like this.
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