
Poison for dinner? Again? 📸 IG: @samgrittner
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AI slop could never replace the Halloween decorations displayed by the average Astoria home owner
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Hannah writes a NYT-best-selling children’s book about miscarriages; Marnie turns 39 for the third time (turns 42); Shoshanna accidentally stops a mass shooting by fucking an incel; Jessa B E C O M E S A S U N S E T.
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Shoshanna joins the IDF, Hannah joins Hamas, Jessa joins the Houthis, and Marnie joins a new Equinox.
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Today's transportation options in NYC:
-walking on unshoveled streets and faceplanting in front of strangers (free)
-3 subways that take 92 minutes for a ride that's usually 20 minutes ($3)
+Lyft one neighbohood away ($94)
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People yelling at coffee shops and sandwich places for not closing, and instead donating their meager profit margins to immigration defense groups, during a general strike that was organized entirely on Instagram…thank you for your service. You are all heroes
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Elon Musk in an actual email to Epstein:
"What day/night will be the wildest party on your island?"
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Shoutout to Kips Bay Deli across from the AMC for stopping at nothing to advertise their sandwiches
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Just clocking out from the nuclear waste factory and boy are my arms fourteen legs.
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“Tomorrow I’m doing 9/11” is such a cool thing to say. You can’t even be mad about it. It’s perfect.
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Power and Associates must be so embarrassed to be associated with JD Vance.
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Maybe the best lines from Walz tonight: "In Minnesota, we respect our neighbors and the personal choices they make. Even if we wouldn't make the same choices for ourselves, there's a Golden Rule: mind your own damn business."
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The March on the DNC is a March for Palestine! Along with all our demands, we will make it clear that Democratic Party leaders must end US aid to Israel!
Please read and share this excellent article from the Nation which quotes @uspcn’s Nesreen Hasan.
thenation.com/article/politi…
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It’s just absolutely, shamefully false propaganda from @jonathanweisman. The Palestine solidarity movement has been in giant part led by @jvplive and @IfNotNowOrg. It’s incredible that they’re still pulling this absolute disinformation ten months into a genocide.
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The US must not be dragged into a war with Iran. The Iraq war was the biggest American blunder of the 21st century. Every candidate running this cycle must be clear on where they stand on this.
































