
eCommerce Entrepreneur | Follower of Jesus | Family Man | #Bitcoin
Seward, Nebraska
Joined June 2009
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My 8 year old son is going to be Spider Man for Halloween and his costume has a zipper for easy bathroom access. He zipped it down in front of me and my wife and said "Psttzt. Psttzt!" like it was a web shooter.
After we were done laughing, we told him not to do that again. He left the room, saw his 11 year old sister and said "Hey Ava, check out this zipper on my costume."
Zero chance he makes it through trick or treating without pulling that "trick".
Running a small business this year has been humbling. There were hard decisions and long nights, and we probably aren't out of the woods, yet. What kept us steady was the reason we built Parker Baby in the first place: strong families. Proud of this team and what we stand for.
Parker Baby Co. | Our Story & Mission: Nurturing Strong Families youtu.be/zSF-9ArTnd0?si=rpzI… via @YouTube
Pumped to see @WisprFlow coming to Android. It's changed the way I work on my desktop.
wisprflow.ai/waitlist?SAM129
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2025 was one of the hardest years of my life.
I've heard people say that when you're grinding as an entrepreneur, you need something to look forward to. A vacation, a date night, a day off with your kids.
The Sabbath gives you this. Every. Single. Week.
We started observing a Sabbath (Friday night to Saturday night) last year. It's become the day I look forward to most.
A time to stop. Move slow. Release my worries and to-do list. Just be present with my wife and kids.
By Monday? I'm refreshed and ready to build again.
The Sabbath isn't just rest, it's fuel.
What does this actually look like for our family?
It's not super structured. But here are some of the rhythms:
Friday nights often start with a long family dinner, one of the few nights without kids' activities. We laugh, tell stories about our week, dream about our Saturday.
Saturday mornings? I make coffee in the Chemex. We might read together as a family. Phones go away.
We'll go on a walk. Hit our local coffee shop. Or just be home together.
The point isn't the activity. It's moving at the speed of presence, not productivity.
If you want the Why and How, read "The Ruthless Elimination of Hurry" by John Mark Comer. Changed everything for us.
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This morning's prayer from my Prayer Book really hit home:
"Our Father who art in heaven, Thy kingdom come. O dear Lord, God and Father, You see how the wisdom and reason of the world not only profane Your name but also take the power, might, and wealth You have given for ruling the world and serving You and use them in opposition to Your kingdom. They trouble and hinder the tiny flock of Your kingdom that is weak, despised, and few in number. They will not tolerate Your flock on earth.
Dear Lord, God and Father, convert and restrain them. Convert those who are still to become children and members of Your kingdom, so that together we may serve You in Your kingdom in true faith and true love and that from our life here we may enter into Your eternal kingdom. Restrain those who will not turn away their might and power from the destruction of Your kingdom, so when they are cast down from their seats of power and are being humbled, they will cease their efforts. Amen."
Excited to continue growing our business in the great state of Nebraska!
Sam and Kirsten Huebner ran into roadblocks when looking to expand their Colorado-based business.
“So then we asked, ‘Okay, where else would we want to live and build a warehouse?’ And Seward, Nebraska, was the top of that list,” said Sam.
opportunity.nebraska.gov/bri…
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And my kids' (ages 6, 8, 10 and 10) experiences so far, most of these done independently:
1. Split flowers from our garden, replanted and sold the cuttings
2. Made $106 with a lemonade stand
3. Road bikes to the library alone and got their own library cards
4. Played with friends across the street daily
5. Jumped off the highest platform at the local pool
6. Did their first flips off the spring board (and platform!) at the local pool
7. Roller skated to the park
8. Road bikes to the farmers market, picked up vegetables
9. Caught fireflies
10. Multiple suppers (that's what we call it here) with their 91 year old great grandpa
11. Used walkie talkies to chat with neighbor friends
12. Frequented the local bookstore, paid to have some books ordered for them
13. Attended multiple day camps at my alma mater
14. Baked cookies and delivered some (on bikes) to their great grandpa
15. Made a roadside art stand, sold art to people
16. Used lemonade/flower/art proceeds to buy snacks at the gas station
17. Stopped in (on bikes) to visit me at work
18. Submitted artwork to the kids art competition at the county fair
I just moved to a town of 7,000 people after living in a city my whole life. Here are 15 things I've experienced in my first week here:
1. Told my kids to come home when the church bell rings
2. My wife's 91 year old grandpa dropped in randomly to drop off cherries he got on sale
3. Bought sweet corn from a kid with a stand on the side of the road
4. Bought sweet corn from a barefoot lady on the side of the road
5. Road bikes with my kids to visit my wife's Grandpa, talked with him for an hour
6. Road bikes to the farmers market for our weekly supply of vegetables and baked goods
7. Had a new neighbor randomly join me on my back patio with a pocket full of beers
8. Had a retirement age neighbor help me unload our moving truck for 3 hours
9. Walked to church
10. I lost count of the number of times people wave at me or say hello
11. Spent 15 minutes chatting with someone at the store (multiple times)
12. Bought plumbing parts and beer at the same store
13. Visited my wife's grandma's grave
14. Spent 30 mins walking through a cemetery
15. Watched my kids sling lemonade to people from all walks of life, most stopping to have one of those 15 min chats I'm becoming accustomed to
I know there will be some challenging aspects of small town life, but I'm already feeling like this is how we were meant to live.
And my kids' (ages 6, 8, 10 and 10) experiences so far, most of these done independently:
1. Split flowers from our garden, replanted and sold the cuttings
2. Made $106 with a lemonade stand
3. Road bikes to the library alone and got their own library cards
4. Played with friends across the street daily
5. Jumped off the highest platform at the local pool
6. Did their first flips off the spring board (and platform!) at the local pool
7. Roller skated to the park
8. Road bikes to the farmers market, picked up vegetables
9. Caught fireflies
10. Multiple suppers (that's what we call it here) with their 91 year old great grandpa
11. Used walkie talkies to chat with neighbor friends
12. Frequented the local bookstore, paid to have some books ordered for them
13. Attended multiple day camps at my alma mater
14. Baked cookies and delivered some (on bikes) to their great grandpa
15. Made a roadside art stand, sold art to people
16. Used lemonade/flower/art proceeds to buy snacks at the gas station
17. Stopped in (on bikes) to visit me at work
18. Submitted artwork to the kids art competition at the county fair
Sam Huebner retweeted
This is the #1 in Sports Nutrition Endurance & Energy Supplements on Amazon. It also is the #2 best selling creatine gummy on Amazon (by volume) having sold at least 50,000 units across all flavors and sizes over the last month,
It also happens to be a creatine gummy with no creatine in it, as confirmed by testing done at a leading lab. No creatine.
But hey, maybe you dont trust the lab tests. Let's take a look at the SFP and see if these could possibly have creatine in them. This brand claims to have 5000mg of creatine monohydrate per serving and a serving size of two gummies. Thats 2500mg of creatine per gummy. There's only one issue: each gummy weighs less than 2500mg in total! Generally creatine should make up about 30% of the total gummy weight. In this, case it makes up over 100% (which is uhh impossible.) This is just blatant.
I have been flagging this to Amazon for months via email and live meetings with relatively senior folks but this brand still continues to sell fake and potentially harmful product to unsuspecting American customers. This is a Chinese company (address is: NO. 99 KING FUK STREET.SANPOKONG.KOWLOON RM D07.8/F .KAI TAK FTY BUILDING, Hong Kong CHINA 518000) selling fake, potentially dangerous product to stadiums full of Americans every month. Amazon has done nothing about it and is even (if just algorithmically) rewarding this brand with the "Amazon's Choice" badge.
If you have a friend at Amazon, send this to them.
Sam Huebner retweeted
Thank you to everyone who tagged me on the Amazon posts from @ScottAdamsSays @RepThomasMassie and @mcuban
The best way to start fixing the problem of Chinese companies hollowing out American innovative consumer businesses can be summarized in one word:
RECIPROCITY.
How many Americans do you know selling their products in China, a country with a massive economy and 100s of millions of rich people?
The answer to that question is basically 0.
Yet Amazon sellers in the USA are over 50% Chinese.
Why is this?
1. Our government makes it easy for Chinese sellers to sell in the USA
2. Our government makes it hard for American sellers to sell in the USA (yes you read that right)
3. Their government makes it hard for American sellers to sell in China
Let's level the playing field.
If @realDonaldTrump and @elonmusk get serious about fixing this problem, let me know and I'll help to solve it.
Levelling the playing field won't just make lives better for American consumers and companies, but it represents a bipartisan opportunity to increase government revenues (Chinese sellers don't pay US taxes, American sellers do) WITHOUT harming American businesses or consumers.
If you'd like to learn more about this major problem for our country and economy, watch this interview I did with Tucker Carlson:
xitter.gq/TuckerCarlson/status/1…
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I was searching for a dog bed for my German Shepherd. He's earned it after living outside the first 3 years of his life.
I came across a lot of these "Human Dog Beds" and I am deeply disturbed. Dogs are not humans. They are not children. Wake up Americans of childbearing age. Your love and nurture instincts are designed for your children. Pour it all into children, not pets.
(and pour your 💸 into baby products, too)
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If you haven't been following the shitshow by #Celsius in their reckless pursuit to clawback funds from innocent customers, you're missing some of the most careless and irresponsible behavior imaginable.
It’s wild enough to demand customers return their own money. But the manner in which Celsius has been going about this has been so reckless that one could argue innocent customers have been treated worse than the insiders who caused this mess in the first place.
Here are just a few highlights of what customers have had to deal with so far, all of which is public information:
- Celsius lets customers who withdrew less than $100k off the hook in order to buy the votes they need to go after customers that withdrew more than $100k.
- Celsius goes after customers who withdrew more than $100k, but does not waive the first $100k for these customers. In other words, a person who withdrew $99k is completely off the hook while someone who withdrew $101k is being sued for the entire amount and even more (read on).
- Crypto prices rise, so Celsius sends out demand letters using in-kind values instead of what's stated in the plan (note that Celsius is not giving the same in-kind value to customer claims, only to money they believe they are owned by customers).
- Customer data is exposed because of a Stretto data leak, resulting in customers receiving countless scam calls and phishing attacks.
- Celsius files public complaints against customers who withdrew more than $100k, and instead of using withdrawal amounts per the plan, they massively inflate and misrepresent amounts by using in-kind values, not crediting for certain deposits, and other tactics. In many instances, these public documents are showing customers owing 3-4x the value they actually withdrew.
One might argue that this behavior is to be expected of the Celsius team and their attorneys, and that these inflated values are just scare tactics that will never stick in court. And while this may be the case, the blatant disregard for customer safety and security by giving the public the impression that many of their customers have a lot more money than they actually do, is beyond comprehension. As if the data leak wasn’t bad enough.
The court complaint goes on to state “The Defendant in this action is one of the lucky few who were spared…”.
Lucky? Many of these customers also left hundreds of thousands of dollars on the platform, if not more. This money has benefited the very same people who are demanding these customers pay even more.
Apparently, Celsius feels that a customer that withdrew under $99k and left nothing on the platform is ok in their book, but a customer that withdrew $101k while leaving $500k on the platform was one of the bad guys and should be sued. 🤯
Customers are already dealing with the stress of financial losses. To then be threatened by demand letters with inflated values, have their data leaked, and be concerned about their safety as a result of public documents misrepresenting and massively inflating their withdrawal amounts?
Somewhere along the way, Celsius forgot who the real criminals were.
Unfortunately, I've also officially been sued. I deposited BTC at Celsius for a short period to take out a short term loan to purchase a property before selling our primary residence. After we closed on the sale of our home, I paid off the USD loan and withdrew my BTC to cold storage. This is just brutal.
Celsius Network has officially sued me and thousands of innocent users in New York courts this week. Every single person & entity in crypto needs to be fighting alongside us against this bs. Because if we lose, it will affect every user of a cex.
We are every day people who used the platform as normal, not insiders, not bad actors, and because we happened to take our money off the platform 90 days before they declared bankruptcy they are trying to clawback all those funds plus more because they are suing for June 14, 2024 market rates, not 2022 rates. WTF!!
They are asking for outrageous sums of money, basically my entire net worth is what I'm being sued for, for doing absolutely nothing wrong.
At first I thought this was a scam and then some shakedown, but now that the suit is actually filed, I have to spend thousands to retain an attorney.
In addition, they have more than doubled the amount of money they are suing for because they changed the ask to current pricing of btc/eth vs originally asking for 2022 pricing. They are causing emotional turmoil, because they can. It's insanity.
The lawyers say they are going to give the money to other users of the platform and spread it around, but that's a fucking joke, those folks will get fractions of a penny on the dollar. All of this money will go into pockets of lawyers. This lawsuit will destroy the lives of thousands of innocent people.
Everyone in the industry needs to unite against this. We need to get this case tossed. @cobie
@GCRClassic @zachxbt @brian_armstrong @justinsuntron @jespow
These are the lawyers making everyone's life hell. Along with Cam Crews of the Celsius LOC.

















