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Sam Bruce

@SamTheBruce
 NJ
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Joined July 2011
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Congrats Jeb Bush! #GOPDebate amp.twimg.com/v/4df4d616-5da…
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Zoogz_@Zoogz_12 Dec 2015
Next up on the UHF... err, MST3k marathon... #BringBackMST3K
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Jon Stewart wants you to tell @SenateMajLdr to pass the 9/11 Zadroga Act. Now. #worstresponders #shameworks
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Hey hipsters. Thanks for making Bluegrass cool again. What really shitty thing are you going to pretend to like next?
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To all the couples out there... happy Disgust All Your Single Friends Day! #ValentinesDay
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Why is Maggie Gyllenhaal hosting a Discovery show on #orgasms? #sorandom #andyetinteresting
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Life is too short to drink shitty beer.
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So far I'm not impressed with you, 2012. Do a little dance or something.
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Judge not lest ye be judged... unless you got ugly boots, THEN IMMA JUDGE YOU GIRL.
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Chinese food at 2:30 AM can dehydrate you worse than the booze you drank, kids. Take it from m-bleeaaaargh!!!
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VINTAGE: Marty Brodeur goes old school with the two-pad stack to rob #Leafs Kessel: bit.ly/uYlrXS  #legend
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I think Regis has too much time on his hands. I just found him weeding my garden.
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I'm a hungry, hungry hippo. #WakeBakeAllOutOfCake
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It must be awesome to be a turkey the day after #Thanksgiving ... that's like winning the turkey olympics.
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If you are reading this you are likely hiding in the bathroom or straight up ignoring your family and friends. #happythanksgiving
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How can somebody be a "cat person?" Have you ever met a dog?
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