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@samdave69

Dreamy traveler, Whisky drinker, Sunset chaser, Sunrise appreciator, Visual storyteller, Inappropriate joke teller, Serial swearer, RTs ≠ endorsements

 Nairobi, Kenya
Joined May 2018
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Time for a #thread about why I never ate meat.
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I have a strong belief that this chaps get extra spoonfuls from the gravy train when they show evidence of them fellating Ruto publicly.
KTN News (@KTNNewsKE) profile pictureKTN News@KTNNewsKE18h
Senator Danson Mungatana: Our country has a president who is highly admired across Africa. When we sit in the Pan-African Parliament, some members ask, ‘Can you rent your president to us?’ I sometimes think that could be a business idea: renting President Ruto. #KTNPRIME
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Can’t wait to see what Ruto’s socmed team comes up to counter this!
Heisenberg (@DrJuma_M) profile pictureHeisenberg
@DrJuma_M2h
Mnamuona Vizuri
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Replying to @samdave69
nah, hang them by their ankles off the expressway
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Certified Roadman (@SteeNyamu) profile picture
Certified Roadman@SteeNyamu7h
She delivers what? Renders? MAKACHIETH!!!
𝐇𝐨𝐦𝐚 𝐁𝐚𝐲 𝐂𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐲 (@HomaBayCountyKE) profile picture𝐇𝐨𝐦𝐚 𝐁𝐚𝐲 𝐂𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐲
@HomaBayCountyKENov 5
A healthy and wealthy county living in harmony with the environment. #GladysWangaDelivers
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I wish they had gone with “All fart, no shit…”
Saddique Shaban (@SaddiqueShaban) profile pictureSaddique Shaban
@SaddiqueShaban7h
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Hear me out : I have been telling you this for five years now. THAT Martha Koome is the most useless chief justice Kenya has ever seen. She must be impeached and removed from the office to save th judiciary from self-harm and further reputational crisis.
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I&N@mshancee__20h
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Homabay kwani watu wakona miguu ngapi😂
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We should set up a guillotine at Talanta Stadium specifically for this!
. (@Mumbi_) profile picture.@Mumbi_7h
In a world where an elected official is showing you AI renders of a hospital, while in the same timeline, another is showing a complete Level 4 facility; si we should be having the former in a queue facing the guillotine? WTF
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Moses Myles✊ (@Young_Pharmacie) profile picture
Moses Myles✊
@Young_Pharmacie20h
Auditor General report on Affordable Housing as at 30th march 2026.. ✅ 142 projects listed. ✅ 138 Projects physically verified. ✅ 60 projects out of 138 are ongoing. ✅ 78 projects out of 138 are yet to commence. Now, working with the above figures, that it's only 60 AHP projects which are ongoing, with Kasongo claiming that the program has employed 1M people, how many people are working in each of the projects. 1000,000 ÷ 60 = 16,666 workers per construction site! Now see, we are dealing with a pathological, shameless liar.
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鳄鳄 (@krokodileyu) profile picture
鳄鳄@krokodileyuNov 5
Replying to @Espertma_
西方民主只不过是在一群演员中选出演技最好的演员。西方民主制度的两大漏洞：1.只在选演员的过程中民主，而不是在具体决策中民主，2.智者和傻逼的投票权平等，而且傻逼在人数上有绝对优势
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All time favourite quote from V for Vendetta
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Another cash grab...
Moe (@moneyacademyKE) profile pictureMoe
@moneyacademyKENov 5
Tickets for the Bayern Munich vs Ajax Amsterdam match go on sale today at 6pm, with the cheapest ticket priced at Sh2,500.
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Parody account of myself@samdave697 Jul 2025
War is when your government tells you who the enemy is; Revolution is when you figure it out for yourself.
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It is. I bet NONE of these have theft cases in their files though.
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Anne Waiguru EGH, OGW (@AnneWaiguru) profile pictureAnne Waiguru EGH, OGW
@AnneWaiguruNov 4
𝗜𝘁’𝘀 𝗿𝗮𝗶𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘄𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗻 𝗹𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗲𝗿𝘀 💃 Amy Klobuchar (MN), Gina Hinojosa (TX), Amy Acton (OH), Deb Haaland (NM), Keisha Lance Bottoms (GA), Katie Hobbs (AZ), Maura Healey (MA), Hannah Pingree (ME), Huldah Hiltsley (MN House), and Senator Zaynab Mohamed(Minnesota) These victories are more than American milestones—progress is contagious. Barriers broken abroad awaken courage at home. As Kenyan women prepare for our coming elections, may this wave remind us: the future belongs to those bold enough to step out & lead with wisdom and hope. Boundless pride for 𝗣𝗿𝗼𝗳. 𝗣𝗵𝗼𝗲𝗯𝗲 𝗢𝗸𝗼𝘄𝗮’s historic ICJ election—Kenya is also shining for Africa and the world. #WomenInLeadership #SheLeads #KenyaToTheWorld #EmbraceEquity @SenateFloor
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🏴‍☠️ (@jesutumilara_s) profile picture
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@jesutumilara_sNov 5
Police do not prevent crime; they respond to it. Crime is prevented by higher wages, guaranteed health care, food security, high-quality child care, housing, good schools, and addiction treatment.
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#1 samir (@samir) profile picture
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@samirNov 4
If you are new to twitter, I’m going to make this thread full of core canon here. Feel free to add anything I’ve missed. Let’s start with this
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Losie🌹@Rozay_kamauNov 5
Ksh 1,200,000,000,000 Duuuuuuuude we aren't mad enough!!!!
Moe (@moneyacademyKE) profile pictureMoe
@moneyacademyKENov 5
The World Bank says Kenya spends about 10% of its GDP, roughly Sh1.6 trillion, on public procurement annually. However, in FY2024/25, only Sh410 billion had some procurement information published. (This means about Sh1.2 trillion lacked published procurement information).
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Jacob Juma@WhatEHappenedNov 5
Big head really bought one pen at Ksh 8,700 @AnneWaiguru
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Jesse Ndurumo@JesseKenyaNov 5
This is someone with a PhD reasoning like this
Citizen TV Kenya (@citizentvkenya) profile pictureCitizen TV Kenya
@citizentvkenyaNov 4
Ndii is right! President Ruto backs up Ndii’s argument that Affordable Housing construction workers are responsible for the milk shortage in the country
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V_RB@verbstract30 Aug 2024
Ruto lies: A portrait. Click on any dot. ruto-lies.thraets.org/?_gl=1…
Ruto Lies: A Portrait

Ruto Lies: A Portrait

An interactive digital portrait of Kenya’s President Ruto, composed of over 5,000 tweets reflecting the sentiments of Kenyans during the #RejectTheFinancialBill2024 demonstrations.

ruto-lies.thraets.org
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She would not pass the intelligence test if she competed with the dirt under any one of those US female senator’s shoes. Probably. As for integrity, we all know her track record.
Anne Waiguru EGH, OGW (@AnneWaiguru) profile pictureAnne Waiguru EGH, OGW
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𝗜𝘁’𝘀 𝗿𝗮𝗶𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘄𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗻 𝗹𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗲𝗿𝘀 💃 Amy Klobuchar (MN), Gina Hinojosa (TX), Amy Acton (OH), Deb Haaland (NM), Keisha Lance Bottoms (GA), Katie Hobbs (AZ), Maura Healey (MA), Hannah Pingree (ME), Huldah Hiltsley (MN House), and Senator Zaynab Mohamed(Minnesota) These victories are more than American milestones—progress is contagious. Barriers broken abroad awaken courage at home. As Kenyan women prepare for our coming elections, may this wave remind us: the future belongs to those bold enough to step out & lead with wisdom and hope. Boundless pride for 𝗣𝗿𝗼𝗳. 𝗣𝗵𝗼𝗲𝗯𝗲 𝗢𝗸𝗼𝘄𝗮’s historic ICJ election—Kenya is also shining for Africa and the world. #WomenInLeadership #SheLeads #KenyaToTheWorld #EmbraceEquity @SenateFloor
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