Dreamy traveler, Whisky drinker, Sunset chaser, Sunrise appreciator, Visual storyteller, Inappropriate joke teller, Serial swearer, RTs ≠ endorsements

Nairobi, Kenya
Joined May 2018
Time for a #thread about why I never ate meat.
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“I will deal with you squarely!” President Ruto lectures Sifuna and Ndindi Nyoro for demanding disclosure of Dangote Oil refinery and Kenya Pipeline deal
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Why are Kenyan Members of Parliament going to Lagos?
Kenya Airways flies over 50 cows from Nairobi to Lagos, Nigeria
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Them. It can be a full sentence on it’s on and a response to the question ‘who did this?’
If you're really good in English, start a sentence with "Them"
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Man, fuck this new Twitter media format with a fucking cactus.
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"Donald Trump was an active participant in Jeffrey Epstein’s sexual abuse of young women during the mid-to-late 1990s," says new House Judiciary report. Report has new allegation that Trump raped a 24-year-old + then promised her a visa & NYU admission, demanding she stay quiet.
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The physical office of the president of Kenya.😂
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This video is depressing. Another reason why must go has to go.
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N- Not able T- To S- See A- Anything
NTSA, a footage circulating yesterday (below) showed RAYMOND OMOSA, racing a Mercedes-Benz C-Class on a dual carriageway, with dangerous overtaking that came close to collisions with other cars. The Mercedes appeared to nearly rear-end another vehicle while attempting to overtake from the left side. Collision-warning alarms could be heard as the visibly unbelted occupants panicked and the unbelted driver braked sharply. Have you identified both drivers and investigated this footage @ntsa_kenya? Other motorists should not have to risk their lives because someone wants racing content for social media.
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Matatus do whatever, bodabodas too. Kenyan Prince and his friends recording themselves doing nonsense on our roads, na huwa hamfanyi kitu, lol. Kazi ni kujificha kwa kichaka pretending to care about road safety. Hii insha mjiekee please.
Declare road safety a national disaster Road crashes have reached a national emergency level, with about 20,000 crashes claiming over 5,000 lives annually, destroying families, overwhelming our health system and eroding economic productivity. As an Authority, we propose that road traffic crashes be declared a national disaster to mobilise urgent government action, secure adequate funding and ensure coordinated enforcement. Such a declaration would enable whole-of-government coordination under clear accountability, and enforce measurable targets across road agencies, the National Police Service, the health sector and county governments. Our goal is simple: save lives, reduce fatalities and serious injuries, and protect Kenya's human capital. Road safety is not just a transport issue; it is a national development and security priority. With everyone's support, we can avert this disaster. DIRECTOR GENERAL @TransportKE
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Divide and conquer… the british taught us well.
Nyinyi Wasomali, Woriah, Walalo, nyinyi Wahindi, Wahindi wa colony, wale hawapendi Waafrika, nyinyi watu wa Murima, Wakikuyu, wezi wa Murima, nyinyi Wajaluo, watu wa kurusha mawe na kung’oa reli, nyinyi watu wa Minnesota! The list of labels, stereotypes and insults goes on and on. Sadly, this is the kind of language we have normalised in our society. We seem to forget that every race, tribe, religion, caste and community has its own clans, sub-clans and different groupings. Within all these communities, you will find good people and bad apples. No community has a monopoly on either. The bigger problem is that our political leaders have deliberately nurtured this culture of division for decades, knowing very well that a divided society is easier to manipulate and control. Look at the numerous road accidents and building collapses we have witnessed. A reckless matatu driver operating in Central or Eastern Kenya may end up killing innocent passengers who belong to his very own community. A negligent developer or contractor may put up a dangerous building that collapses, killing people who share his own ethnicity, religion or background. Suddenly, the same people we are quick to defend simply because they belong to our community are responsible for the suffering of their very own people. Greed, corruption, negligence, dishonesty and incompetence have no tribe, race or religion. Neither do their victims. Some of these bad apples will happily endanger, exploit and even destroy the lives of their own people if there is money to be made. Yet we continue defending individuals based on their surnames, tribes, religions or political affiliations instead of judging them by their character, actions and integrity. We need to understand one simple thing. A dishonest person does not suddenly become honest because you share a tribe, religion or surname. The same person you defend today may be the one whose actions destroy your life tomorrow. Until we learn to see people as individuals rather than representatives of entire communities, we will continue falling for the same cheap politics of division. Humanity above all.
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Nyinyi Wasomali, Woriah, Walalo, nyinyi Wahindi, Wahindi wa colony, wale hawapendi Waafrika, nyinyi watu wa Murima, Wakikuyu, wezi wa Murima, nyinyi Wajaluo, watu wa kurusha mawe na kung’oa reli, nyinyi watu wa Minnesota! The list of labels, stereotypes and insults goes on and on. Sadly, this is the kind of language we have normalised in our society. We seem to forget that every race, tribe, religion, caste and community has its own clans, sub-clans and different groupings. Within all these communities, you will find good people and bad apples. No community has a monopoly on either. The bigger problem is that our political leaders have deliberately nurtured this culture of division for decades, knowing very well that a divided society is easier to manipulate and control. Look at the numerous road accidents and building collapses we have witnessed. A reckless matatu driver operating in Central or Eastern Kenya may end up killing innocent passengers who belong to his very own community. A negligent developer or contractor may put up a dangerous building that collapses, killing people who share his own ethnicity, religion or background. Suddenly, the same people we are quick to defend simply because they belong to our community are responsible for the suffering of their very own people. Greed, corruption, negligence, dishonesty and incompetence have no tribe, race or religion. Neither do their victims. Some of these bad apples will happily endanger, exploit and even destroy the lives of their own people if there is money to be made. Yet we continue defending individuals based on their surnames, tribes, religions or political affiliations instead of judging them by their character, actions and integrity. We need to understand one simple thing. A dishonest person does not suddenly become honest because you share a tribe, religion or surname. The same person you defend today may be the one whose actions destroy your life tomorrow. Until we learn to see people as individuals rather than representatives of entire communities, we will continue falling for the same cheap politics of division. Humanity above all.
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Actually, Arthur Johnson, it is you and the county government who should be explaining to us how the client proceeded with construction without the required approvals, no?
The architect responsible for the collapsed Eastleigh building must explain how his client proceeded with construction without the required approvals - Johnson Sakaja
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#KenyaWatch🇰🇪: Kenya ranks 138th out of 143 countries for absence of corruption, according to the newly released @TheWJP 2026 Rule of Law Index. IT'S NO SURPRISE ONLY 29% OF KENYANS TRUST PRESIDENT RUTO.
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Why does UDA fear their win being live streamed? Kinda ironic right?
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I said it before, am saying it again, one day someone will look at Kenya and say, here lie the ruins of a country destroyed by greed.
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Shame on you, National Police Service. Your 24 October 2026, statement is not a response; it is a cover-up. Nominated Senator Karen Nyamu, a UDA minion, openly admitted on radio that she and her supporter forged a Form Four certificate so the supporter could join police training at Kiganjo. She described the forgery, the celebration, and the later arrest. That is not “awareness.” It is a confession of aiding and abetting document fraud. Yet you refuse to name her, refuse to summon her, and reduce the matter to “regrettable sentiments” while only confirming that ordinary recruits were expelled. An ordinary Kenyan who made the same admission would already be in custody. Nyamu remains untouched because she is politically protected. This is selective enforcement. The Service that moves with speed against the powerless turns timid when a UDA senator confesses to the offence. Your talk of Article 245(4)(c), strict protocols, and transparency is empty when you cannot even summon the person who publicly admitted“we forged” the certificate. Summon Karen Nyamu. Investigate her own words. Or stop pretending the National Police Service still applies the law equally. The bias is obvious, and the public sees it.@NPSOfficial_KE @RadioGenKe
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The floors just sitting there like sandwich layers - makes one wonder the quality of rebars and cement among many other things.
BREAKING: Multi-agency search and rescue operations are underway in Nairobi’s Eastleigh area following the collapse of a multi-storey building under construction along 9th Street, Yusuf Haji Avenue. Several people are feared trapped beneath the rubble after the building collapsed at around 1PM. Authorities have urged the public to keep clear of the site to allow emergency responders safe access. Video: Clint Obere
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This is a planned disaster. Uneducated masses are easy to control, manipulate and steal from.
Education in Kenya is like a matchstick burning at both ends. At the top, public universities are collapsing under bankruptcy and corruption. At the bottom, the CBS model is confused, creating perfect conditions for foreign investor economics. This is a disaster.
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And wont the teargas affect anyone that is trapped under the rubble with nowhere to go? How fucking stupid are Kenyan cops?
Police lob tear gas to disperse crowd gathered at the site to start rescue operation
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Either one or a combo or potassium sorbate (E202), sodium propionate (E281), calcium propionate (E282) in the bread flour plus the TBHQ (tertiary-butylhydroquinone, E319) in the vegetable fat. They delay mould and rancidity in the bread at a high cost to your gut biome & health.
Bread used to be perishable with an expiry date. What chemicals make it last as long as timber now?
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