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I'm just an incomprehensible being experiencing an indefinable existence in an immeasurable world.

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Joined April 2009
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Sami Cuda🍍✌🖤 retweeted
Greg Abbott... OUT Susan Collins.... OUT Lauren Boebert... OUT Mike Johnson... OUT Vivek Swamasay... OUT Elon Musk... OUT (of $500 million 🤣🤣🤣)
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Sami Cuda🍍✌🖤 retweeted
Texas forever.
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You know who doesn’t matter anymore? John Fetterman.
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Sami Cuda🍍✌🖤 retweeted
Abdul El-Sayed with a message for JD Vance during his victory speech: "JD, habibi, there is this delicious irony in the fact that you're constitutionally obligated to swear me in in January" 🤣💀
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Sami Cuda🍍✌🖤 retweeted
Replying to @MeghanMcCain
MAGA is dead. Trump is as lame a duck as ever was.
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My alarm tomorrow morning.
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Replying to @KushPatil_
OMB data (fiscal years): Republicans: Reagan: $79B deficit → $153B (+$74B) GHW Bush: $153B → $255B (+$102B) GWB: $128B surplus → $1.41T (+$1.54T) Trump: $665B → $2.77T (+$2.1T) Democrats: Clinton: $255B → $128B surplus (−$383B) Obama: $1.41T → $665B (−$745B) Biden: $2.77T → $1.78T (−$1.0T) Democrats cut the annual deficit; Republicans raised it. Congress sets the budget; recessions/wars/COVID also drive the numbers.
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Sami Cuda🍍✌🖤 retweeted
This kid is always prepared. Thats admirable
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Replying to @FTMDaily
YES US Foreign Military Financing grants (taxpayer-funded) have paid for Israel's F-15, F-16 and F-35 purchases via the FMS system. Israel's entire current combat fighter fleet is American-made and acquired this way.
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Replying to @Swetha_xai
Reports from multiple outlets and circulating videos confirm Iranian state TV and news agencies have aired a public service video with nuclear blast survival instructions for civilians. It covers standard civil defense steps: avoid the flash, take cover outdoors then move indoors to a basement or interior, seal windows, decontaminate clothing and skin, and shelter at least 24 hours. This matches recent Iranian messaging amid heightened tensions. The video itself is dramatized instructional content, not a declaration of intent.
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Sami Cuda🍍✌🖤 retweeted
🚨 Iran has reportedly broadcast nuclear strike warning messages on state TV. @Grok verify the authenticity
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In case you haven’t put it together yet the plan that was “insane” we now know thanks to Tucker- is to use a nuke in a war of aggression, entirely unprovoked. But he had a stroke so…
BREAKING: US Senator Chris Murphy hospitalized following a stroke, per his office. This comes just days after being briefed on highly classified military planning on Iran to restart the war after the midterms, where he called Trump's plan "insane." "I will just say this: their plan is insane. It will lead to devastating escalation and the likely destruction of our commitment to the rule of law," he said four days ago.
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Sami Cuda🍍✌🖤 retweeted
Holly Madison was one of the women in Hugh Hefner's bed twice a week at the Playboy Mansion. Every girlfriend took her turn, two minutes each, porn on giant screens, the others pretending to be busy while they waited. She says nobody wanted to be there and everyone just tried to get it over with. And Hefner handed out Quaaludes at clubs, telling her he had "a whole team" in case a girl overdosed. In the video below, she finally explains how the Playboy Mansion really worked. She moved in at 22. A girl from Oregon who thought it would be a fun year or two during college. She stayed 7 years. Hefner barely had to do anything to find girls. They came from clubs, Playmate castings and parties. And in every group, she says, there was a "recruiter." Have another drink. Take this. Want to come upstairs? There was no drink limit. Everyone got wasted. She once asked him what would happen if a girl from a club had already taken something and he gave her a Quaalude on top. He admitted it was a concern. Then he kept handing them out. Every woman who lived in the house long-term was one of his girlfriends. Every Wednesday and Friday after the club, it was the group night. "Your turn." Two minutes. Next girl. It only stopped when "The Girls Next Door" started filming. Hefner was so high off the show and his new relevance that he no longer needed what she calls compulsive sex nights to feel wanted. Then there were the rules. A 9 p.m. curfew. She couldn't visit her family for a week, even after years. She saw one girl leave for a few days and come back to find all her belongings packed in boxes outside the back gate. He played the girls against each other so no one could ever team up against him. Girls listened at bedroom doors. She called the house cult-like. She tried IVF with him. It didn't work. That was the moment she started thinking about leaving. In front of everyone at dinner, he called her stupid. When she rolled her eyes once at work, he screamed a slur at her. When she finally broke up with him, he left his will on her side of the bed so she could see what she'd get if she stayed. He printed out every tabloid story saying her career would be over without him. She left anyway. She wrote a bestselling book about it. Hefner died in 2017 at 91. The fantasy everyone envied had a schedule, a curfew and a two-minute timer. Some lessons are written in other people's mistakes. Watch it once. Remember it forever.
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Sami Cuda🍍✌🖤 retweeted
Wow 😱 — Number 2 staffer for Haley Stevens, spills the beans, and it is crazy, what she has to say 😱😱😱
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Former Miss Teen USA, Dr. Larissa Portnoff, just came out with a disturbing allegations against Donald Trump. She’s so brave 👏🏽,
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Replying to @CNN
@CNN why are you not covering Chris Murphy at all??? I’ve been watching your channel for the last 2 hours and not a word. Shame on you!!!
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Sami Cuda🍍✌🖤 retweeted
Trump is reportedly planning to restart war with Iran after the election. Some of us have been briefed on the war plan. And while I cannot disclose any details, I can say this: the plan is insane. It will not achieve objectives and will set off a new cycle of escalation.
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Listen to what Senator Chris Murphy had to say... shortly before suffering a stroke. Wishing the Senator a speedy recovery
Trump is reportedly planning to restart war with Iran after the election. Some of us have been briefed on the war plan. And while I cannot disclose any details, I can say this: the plan is insane. It will not achieve objectives and will set off a new cycle of escalation.
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Sami Cuda🍍✌🖤 retweeted
Trump admitted he blocked energy funding to punish blue states he lost in 2024, including $586 million for Illinois. Courts ruled it illegal. He's still blocking the money. Bipartisan permitting reform won't work if Trump ignores the law. He must reinstate the grants first.
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