Bible Verses

“Do not boast about tomorrow, for you do not know what a day may bring forth.” Proverbs 27:1

“Those who want to save their lives will lose them. But those who lose their lives because of me will find them" Matt 16:25

“A time will come in which no stone will be left on another stone. All will be torn down" Luke 21:6

"I can do all this through Him who gives me strength." Philippians 4:13

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"I'm sexy and I know it" No slut, you're a whore and you blow it.

Oh, you have a big muffler? Your civic must be so fast.

Oh, so you're drinking vodka in your profile picture? Teach me how to be hardcore.

Oh, you slammed your door really hard? Tell me how that proved your point.

Oh, you didn't get a text back after 4 minutes? You should send a question mark.

A girls "whatever" means "fuck you".

Oh, so you say the world will end on 12/21/12? Please, tell me more about how you are going to fulfill your life between now and then.

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oh, YOLO? Tell that to Jesus

Oh, you hate when guys stare at your boobs? You should call the police and report the person who ripped your top three buttons open then.

We all have that one friend who's still a virgin.

Just a heads up, you can't get high off of summer time.

I really do believe that when God designed the words "dumb bitch", he was designing them specifically for you. How sweet.

Oh, you work at Chick-fil-a? You must attend church regularly.

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