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Bible Verses

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In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth Genesis 1:1

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Women have it easy when it comes to giving birth... I mean think about it, at least you're not a porcupine.
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Holy SHIFT!! Look at the ASYMPTOTE on that MOTHER FUNCTION!!
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I am the reason Waldo is hiding
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Would you call him desperate?
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This will be the outcome if we allow the obama administrator to continue "fixing" our economy
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Going to a strangers wedding and yelling "Don't marry him, I still love you!"
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Seth Rogan@SethRoganTV7 Mar 2012
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
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Seth Rogan@SethRoganTV7 Mar 2012
Mario, I wasted my childhood to save your bitch
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Going to McDonalds for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug...
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Seth Rogan@SethRoganTV6 Mar 2012
Class: 2+2=4.....Homework: 2+4+6=12.....Exam: John has 4 apples. He eats one and gives one to a friend. Calculate the Sun's mass.
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WIZDOM@_WlZDOM5 Mar 2012
It's funny how girls run from the guys who try to make them happy, & fight for the ones that make them cry.
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WIZDOM@_WlZDOM5 Mar 2012
Sending a girl a text that says ''good morning beautiful'' can change her attitude for the whole day.
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WIZDOM@_WlZDOM5 Mar 2012
Sometimes I love you, sometimes I hate you, but there isn't a day that goes by that I don't miss you .
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WIZDOM@_WlZDOM5 Mar 2012
To WISH you were someone else is to waste the person you are.
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WIZDOM@_WlZDOM5 Mar 2012
If someone breaks your heart, just punch them in the face. Seriously, just punch them in the face and go get some ice cream.
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The best feeling in the world is knowing that you actually mean something to someone.
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Spongebob: "Remember Patrick, flatter the customer. Make him feel good." *Guy opens the door* Patrick: "I love you."
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If one person has an imaginary friend, they're crazy; if many people have the same imaginary friend, it's religion?
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If olive oil is made from olives and corn oil made from corn, what is baby oil made of?
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RIP Drake - Sources say he overdosed on confidence
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