@ScottC1985

41. Dad to Ivy. Full time bert. Posts about MCFC, booze, drunken fast food orders & v̶e̶r̶y̶ occasional dating fails.

 Cheadle, England
Joined November 2018
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Incredible work 😂😂
Hilary K@hilaryk27275h
Replying to @gr0wler1968
@gr0wler1968
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Every football podcast on Monday...
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DB@dyIanbrett23h
The funk soul brother
Henry@henryd9193223h
Carrick out now 😡😡
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Is this AI or not? Mad if not. David Brent mused with an angry Neville.
EPL Bible
@EPLBible9h
Gary Neville has lost it. 🤣🤣
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The whole getting them “back” makes me laugh. Before Alex turned up, their average league finish across 83 seasons was around 12th. Since he left? 6th. By historical standards, they’re massively overachieving. Someone should tell the fans they’re living through a golden era.
Sky Sports Premier League
@SkySportsPL19h
Howe or Nagelsmann for Man Utd if Carrick leaves? Carra has his say... 💭
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On Bernardo & Rodri watch in El Classico. Pair of cheating bastards.
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There we go, Neville openly endorsing sacking Carrick now. And brining in a manager to spend big in January. He’s a rat that fella.
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Gary Neville in full cry baby bitch mode on commentary. Bliss.
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Makes you think.
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Makes you want to throw up. Shite.
𝐌𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐏𝐢𝐜𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞𝐬@MancPicturesOct 24
Town over the last 10 years. A change for the better or are we thinking it should have been left as it was? Manchester 📸 | @Renaker_
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Ivy has her pal round and I’ve located the world’s fussiest eater. “A pizza?” - I don’t like cheese “Pasta & sauce?” - I don’t like tomato really “Tuna Mayo sandwich” - I hate tuna “Any meat with sides?” - No “Well, what do you like?” Doritos. Off to shop I go in the storm 👍
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Thank god those scary words aren’t about. Really feared for it being too much for most blues.
Ryan@ryanmcfc85Oct 24
Well played lads 👏
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Stay safe please all blues.
mcfc lads
@mcfc_ladsOct 23
A group of Aston Villa supporters have taken to the roads surrounding Villa Park to write messages with chalk including ‘115 KICK THEM OUT’ and ‘SHAMCHESTER’ ahead of tomorrow’s game against City. 🖍️ Within less than an hour, rain in Birmingham has caused the messages to wash away. 🌧️😂
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Please tell me they aren’t calling for Mickey Carrick’s head? They made us all imagine what outcome it would have been if he’d have only had the full season. So now’s your chance fellas, give the club legend the full season.
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Doesn’t count anymore remember. “Not just beaten, humiliated.”
City Xtra
@City_XtraOct 22
15 years ago today, Manchester United 1-6 #ManCity. 😂 ⚽️ [81'] Darren Fletcher - ⚽️ [22', 60'] @FinallyMario ⚽️ [69'] @aguerosergiokun ⚽️ [89', 90+3'] @EdDzeko ⚽️ [90+1'] @21LVA

OTD | United v City 2011

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Admirable effort in Soho House considering there was only 6 of us. And there was no wine/bottles. Always good to receive recognition from management too. Some team.
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Had 4 hours’ sleep, my head feels like a pack of broken biscuits and the baby momma’s yapping down the phone demanding we fill out a school application form. Read the room, woman.
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Got in at 5. Not big, not clever. Wednesday club not advised.
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Spend all week laughing at our attendances, then get absolutely leathered for 4 by a team called Como 🤷‍♂️ Anyway, off to Soho House now to celebrate. Strict no-phones policy, so apologies if I don’t reply. Reds, you’ve excelled yourselves 👏
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Looking at Ivy’s high schools applications and it’s infuriating. Spots allocated and “social needs” being so high in the list. Given a lot of parents nowadays seem to falsely brand their kid with ADHD/Anxiety/Autism traits rather than take any responsibility, it’s a mess.
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