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Joined April 2012
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every old white dude response to every city connect jersey
These are terrible.
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quick din din then spending the rest of the night refreshing vpap.org. @vpapupdates
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Congratulations, Congressman @JamesWalkinshaw! I knew from the first time I chatted with you at the Middleridge Pet Parade that you'd be representing us on the Hill one day. You've been an amazing Supervisor...wishing you all the best! Fight hard!
Decision Desk HQ projects James Walkinshaw to win the US House special election in Virginia's 11th congressional district. #DecisionMade: 7:00 pm ET
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Here we go again. Idiots with money trying to sell you junk "science" that supports their narrative. Now with cool AI slop video (new for 2025!)
Oh my god! All the protests and virtue signaling worked!!!
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I just asked ChatGPT to "Write a short fictional story about the secret love affair between Virginia Governor Glenn Youngkin and Monumental Sports chairman Ted Leonsis" The output was pure gold. Enjoy it! @TedLeonsis @GlennYoungkin @SenLouiseLucas @MakeAStadium @MSE @WizzNutzz
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these twolves unis look like they put a pair of raw denim levis in with the whites
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Oh there's a mandate here all right and it's for @HouseDemocrats -- disrupt and derail everything. Don't waste energy "reaching across the aisle" and trying to take 3% of the sting out of horrible legislation. Attempts to effectively govern will be futile, don't get duped (again)
BREAKING: CNN Senior Data Analyst Harry Enten breaks down how Republicans have the thinnest majority in the House they have had since 1917. The 2024 wasn’t a mandate for Republicans at all.
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My #NewYears resolution? Be grouchier. Now scram!
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you can't dismiss them simply because there are ~80 million of them. but all the adjectives apply
I cannot stress this enough: you can’t dismiss ~70-80 million Trump voters as a monolith of rubes, idiots, racists, misogynists, homophobes, and fascists.
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hope everyone enjoyed sharing memes about your grave concerns on social media and doing nothing in real life beyond (hopefully) voting which is being involved in the outcome as much as breathing is being involved in life But on the bright side, seems it wouldn't have mattered!
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New from a Harris campaign official: The Harris for Pennsylvania team knocked 100,000 doors across PA before 11 AM.
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a lot of people who aren't doing jack shit other than sitting in front of their phones being worried and posting memes are doing a lot of complaining about other people not doing enough. shut up and do the work. piss your pants and cry into your pillow after polls close
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Just in case everyone forgot over the past 24 hours, Joe Rogan is an idiot. A wealthy, influential, and charismatic one, for sure, but just the dangerous brand of idiot that genuinely believes with every fiber of his being that he is smart and enlightened. He's a dumbass.
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Really is a tough call. On one hand - every Nobel prize winning economist is adamantly stating that Harris has a significantly better economic plan But on the other hand - the dumbest people I’ve ever interacted with say Trump is a good businessman Quite the dilemma
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John Oliver's brilliant take on why he's voting for Kamala Harris. And he featured Georgia State Rep. Ruwa Romman.
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holy shit @reevesgabrels blew the roof off the Troxy in endsong. if @thecure makes this livestream available for rewatch I will probably loop it 40+ times straight. gorgeous
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also a tip of the ol' cap to the audio engineers working this gig and the stream, that sounded fucking perfect
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