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In the void
Joined July 2022
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Girls when their rich bf cheats on them for the 7th time in 4 days
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When I was a kid my dad got jumped because he fucked up a drug deal and they saw me crying like a bitch and gave me 100 bucks for “Chuck E. Cheese’s” “No we were just playing with your dad we cool, you like Chookycheesitz mijo?” Me: yuh-yuh-yeah😭
Does anyone else have trauma that's objectively kind of funny
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❤️🤍 Harry Kane on signing new deal at FC Bayern until June 2029: “I feel at home at FC Bayern: I love the club, the fans, the city of Munich”. “We have a fantastic team and a fantastic coach in Vincent Kompany. It makes me very proud to be part of this club”.
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yo cuando apenas oigo q algo no es obligatorio en la uni
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𝘽𝙚𝙨𝙩 𝙥𝙡𝙖𝙮𝙚𝙧 𝙞𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙡𝙙 🤝 𝙗𝙚𝙨𝙩 𝙘𝙡𝙪𝙗 𝙞𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙡𝙙
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2029! ✍️ So proud to have signed a contract extension with this incredible club. I couldn’t be happier here and I’m more motivated than ever to continue breaking records and winning trophies with this team. Let’s go! 🙌
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I want you to pluck the hair of a virgin orangutan and steal one spotted egg from a one eyed owl. Then we can discuss.
Hi Avril, let’s be real here what do you want to hear me say for you to be mine?
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Damn me too
Just imagined Olise and Kane in La Liga without Bundesliga space and burst out laughing
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Can’t wait for more years with this great club! ❤️
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Bayern's DFB Pokal Round of 16 game against Hertha BSC will take place on Tuesday, December 1st at 20:45 CET at Allianz Arena
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🗣️ 𝗛𝗮𝗿𝗿𝘆 𝗞𝗮𝗻𝗲 𝗼𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗰𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗿𝗮𝗰𝘁 𝗲𝘅𝘁𝗲𝗻𝘀𝗶𝗼𝗻 💬 “I feel right at home at FC Bayern. I love the club, the fans and the city of Munich. We have a fantastic team and, in Vincent Kompany, a fantastic manager. It makes me very proud to be part of this club. My whole family is very happy here. I was keen to stay. I’m now looking forward to the future and I want to win many more titles with this great club.” Full article 👉 fc.bayern/Kane_2029 🌪️
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Sold kroos off after seeing this btw
🚨| CRAZY STAT: Harry Kane has now more career assists than Kroos.😳 AND HE'S A STRIKER!👏
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Something big is coming! 🌪️
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He actually came 🙂‍↔️
Coming soon…
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YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️
OFFICIAL: Harry Kane has extended his contract at FC Bayern until 2029 ✍️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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More ballon d’ors on the way for this club 🥹❤️❤️
Unser Weltfußballer bleibt! ❤️ Der FC Bayern verlängert mit 𝑯𝒂𝒓𝒓𝒚 𝑲𝒂𝒏𝒆 bis 2029.🌪️📝
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life is like a coconut, you have to get cracked to see get the good part of it. 😮‍💨
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A former prostitute who has genuinely changed can make a better wife than a virgin.
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I take God beg you
A former prostitute who has genuinely changed can make a better wife than a virgin.
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"You have 3 wishes" Me: Please make women dumb "You still have 3 wishes"
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Hii (with extremely high sexual intentions)
With pleasure 🥳🥳🥳
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