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When I was a kid my dad got jumped because he fucked up a drug deal and they saw me crying like a bitch and gave me 100 bucks for “Chuck E. Cheese’s”
“No we were just playing with your dad we cool, you like Chookycheesitz mijo?”
Me: yuh-yuh-yeah😭
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❤️🤍 Harry Kane on signing new deal at FC Bayern until June 2029: “I feel at home at FC Bayern: I love the club, the fans, the city of Munich”.
“We have a fantastic team and a fantastic coach in Vincent Kompany. It makes me very proud to be part of this club”.
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2029! ✍️
So proud to have signed a contract extension with this incredible club. I couldn’t be happier here and I’m more motivated than ever to continue breaking records and winning trophies with this team. Let’s go! 🙌
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I want you to pluck the hair of a virgin orangutan and steal one spotted egg from a one eyed owl. Then we can discuss.
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Bayern's DFB Pokal Round of 16 game against Hertha BSC will take place on Tuesday, December 1st at 20:45 CET at Allianz Arena
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🗣️ 𝗛𝗮𝗿𝗿𝘆 𝗞𝗮𝗻𝗲 𝗼𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗰𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗿𝗮𝗰𝘁 𝗲𝘅𝘁𝗲𝗻𝘀𝗶𝗼𝗻 💬
“I feel right at home at FC Bayern. I love the club, the fans and the city of Munich. We have a fantastic team and, in Vincent Kompany, a fantastic manager. It makes me very proud to be part of this club. My whole family is very happy here. I was keen to stay. I’m now looking forward to the future and I want to win many more titles with this great club.”
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