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GËTØ

@Seguru__

Titties `` 🪖, °ANIME × @FCBayern

 In the void
Joined July 2022
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Why olise dey fra tho?
GËTØ (@Seguru__) profile pictureGËTØ@Seguru__1h
😭😭😭✌️ Can’t pick
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𝙇𝙚𝙜𝙚𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙣 𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙝𝙚𝙣 𝙪̈𝙗𝙚𝙧 𝙅𝙖𝙝𝙧𝙚. 👑
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When I was a kid my dad got jumped because he fucked up a drug deal and they saw me crying like a bitch and gave me 100 bucks for “Chuck E. Cheese’s” “No we were just playing with your dad we cool, you like Chookycheesitz mijo?” Me: yuh-yuh-yeah😭
Diana 🍎 (@nermalicious2) profile pictureDiana 🍎@nermalicious2Nov 3
Does anyone else have trauma that's objectively kind of funny
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❤️🤍 Harry Kane on signing new deal at FC Bayern until June 2029: “I feel at home at FC Bayern: I love the club, the fans, the city of Munich”. “We have a fantastic team and a fantastic coach in Vincent Kompany. It makes me very proud to be part of this club”.
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yo cuando apenas oigo q algo no es obligatorio en la uni
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𝘽𝙚𝙨𝙩 𝙥𝙡𝙖𝙮𝙚𝙧 𝙞𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙡𝙙 🤝 𝙗𝙚𝙨𝙩 𝙘𝙡𝙪𝙗 𝙞𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙡𝙙
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Harry Kane (@HKane) profile picture
Harry Kane
@HKane8h
2029! ✍️ So proud to have signed a contract extension with this incredible club. I couldn’t be happier here and I’m more motivated than ever to continue breaking records and winning trophies with this team. Let’s go! 🙌
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Avril Amaka
@avrilamaka8h
I want you to pluck the hair of a virgin orangutan and steal one spotted egg from a one eyed owl. Then we can discuss.
GËTØ (@Seguru__) profile pictureGËTØ@Seguru__19h
Hi Avril, let’s be real here what do you want to hear me say for you to be mine?
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Vnm@venom9xk22h
Damn me too
Rk (@RkFutbol) profile pictureRk
@RkFutbolNov 4
Just imagined Olise and Kane in La Liga without Bundesliga space and burst out laughing
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Harry Kane
@HKane10h
Can’t wait for more years with this great club! ❤️
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Bayern's DFB Pokal Round of 16 game against Hertha BSC will take place on Tuesday, December 1st at 20:45 CET at Allianz Arena
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FC Bayern
@FCBayernEN10h
🗣️ 𝗛𝗮𝗿𝗿𝘆 𝗞𝗮𝗻𝗲 𝗼𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗰𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗿𝗮𝗰𝘁 𝗲𝘅𝘁𝗲𝗻𝘀𝗶𝗼𝗻 💬 “I feel right at home at FC Bayern. I love the club, the fans and the city of Munich. We have a fantastic team and, in Vincent Kompany, a fantastic manager. It makes me very proud to be part of this club. My whole family is very happy here. I was keen to stay. I’m now looking forward to the future and I want to win many more titles with this great club.” Full article 👉 fc.bayern/Kane_2029 🌪️
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Something big is coming! 🌪️
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life is like a coconut, you have to get cracked to see get the good part of it. 😮‍💨
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craveyard🧩@wiggymal13h
I take God beg you
Salamat (@sallamhat) profile pictureSalamat
@sallamhatNov 4
A former prostitute who has genuinely changed can make a better wife than a virgin.
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@accekidNov 4
"You have 3 wishes" Me: Please make women dumb "You still have 3 wishes"
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🥶🥶🥶
Tall Sandy (@D_tall_Sandyy) profile pictureTall Sandy@D_tall_Sandyy22h
You might not be scared of me, but be scared of my WhatsApp archive. Once you find yourself there, you’re as good as dead to me. No existence, no relevance, no coming back. And I will never block you.
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This 50k that FG is disbursing to people, why am I not eligible for it? What is the eligibility criteria? Why do we have to be eligible? Is it not supposed to be for everyone? I mean, we’re all Nigerians aren’t we?
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@_pauliegeeNov 4
boarding a plane and realising your life is in the hands of 2 female pilots who are meant to be in the kitchen
𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐍!𝐆𝐆𝐀🦅 (@Hesthatkid1) profile picture𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐍!𝐆𝐆𝐀🦅
@Hesthatkid1Nov 3
what’s your biggest fear ?
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@Motee_1Nov 4
Your mother isn’t a princess. She didn’t drag the gen because you were there, exactly like you wouldn’t if your brother was home. no be only princess, you don see gen for palace before?
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