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Brother Ben

@SentenceReduced

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Joined July 2019
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You can’t scare me, I grew up on ‘80s horror movies and still took a job as a camp counselor on a lake.
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That scene from Office Space where they drag the copy machine outside with a baseball bat… only it’s me and my Twitter search link.
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If this world devolves to the point that they reboot Goodfellas I'm gonna just shed a tear or two and eat the barrel.
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Big Bird’s friends refusing to believe in Mr. Snuffleupagus introduced stress and anxiety into my life at an early age, so thanks for that, Sesame Street.
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Cats know nothing of daylight savings… they just think I’m late with breakfast. Again.
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Shade 5 🎬@Shader7031 Dec 2019
Not big on resolutions but I’m going to do everything I can to get back into those pants again. I’m talking about your pants.
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𝓶♡@Love_bug101630 Dec 2021
dear 2022, let this be the year we laugh more, fuck more, and mentally struggle less
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I got a souvenir from the museum. Not the gift shop. They have really good toilet paper.
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[AT WORK] Coworker # 1: Good morning!! Me: [*Swipes left] Coworker # 2: Guess what I’m doing this weekend? Me: [*Swipes left] Coworker # 3: Can I get you coffee and a donut? Me: [*Swipes right]
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SondraDee@SondraDeeMe26 Feb 2016
When my boyfriend gives me a hug during an argument, it looks loving, but I'm just patting him down to make sure he's not wearing a wire.
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Luz Joy@LuzJoy230 Dec 2021
I want to be this little snowflake that twirls in the wind. Then melt in a mountain stream and travel from river to river to the ocean to hear the sweet song of the mermaids.
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I have a personal piñata planted in my brain.
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More like Auld Lang SIGH
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Adam@adamgreattweet31 Dec 2021
a global pandemic may be ruining the remainder of my twenties but it also hasn’t canceled my student debt
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Ginger@gingerbrigade130 Dec 2021
Be your own moral compass.
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I was about to say fuckit and go to the store then remembered it's cold out and too peoply too.
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Before you judge me, please understand, that I truly don't give a fuck what you think
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𝘓𝘦𝘴 𝘔𝘪𝘴𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘦𝘴 but it's just me in my "highly" miserable but fun life.
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Adrian Dad@StyloDad15 Nov 2021
When I’m old enough, my kids better not leave me alone with a box of Crayolas and anything upholstered
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Nutella@NutttyV30 Dec 2021
I love watching your mouth move.. If I missed what you said, be patient. I’ll get there, eventually.
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