Seth Payne aka Pope ZaZa. Co-host of Payne & Pendergast on @sportsradio610. NFL player 3 lifetimes ago. Check out my YouTube below.

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Joined February 2010
Who’s the socially isolated guy on the Texans?
How do teams position themselves in a huddle? Using player tracking data, here’s a look at the median position for each player in a huddle for each team’s most common offensive lineup.
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Of the many sad things in this video, Rutledge's whiffed tripping attempt is the saddest. The Texans Oline TRIED to commit more penalties, but they just weren't good enough to do it.
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What’s funny is that the Texans aspire to be a smashmouth, physical running team, yet refuse to carry an actual fullback and instead insist on using undersized tight ends in that role. 😂 Pat Ricard kicks ass and owned the Texans
Pat Ricard iced the game for the Giants in Houston #BigBlue
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What am I talking about here?
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This team is like that guy that guy in Boogie Nights who got pulled into the limo with Roller Girl
Texans rushing offense today 6 Offensive Lineman • 20 runs • 3.1 yards/run • -0.22 EPA/run • 35% success rate (7/20) 5 Offensive Lineman • 5 runs • 4.2 yards/run • +0.17 EPA/run • 60% success rate (3/5)
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grandpa struggling with the universal remote control vibes
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There are small holes and large holes, and then there is the vast emptiness of interstellar space.
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Ah, the old drag and lateral.
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Cue the Cardinals fans on X.
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Not a single attempt to wrap up Skattebo on that TD, like he's a house built of straw. That dude is 3rd pig built and you should know it.
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Can't line up right. Can't stop holding. Can't cover. The Texans biggest asset has been the Giants' shitty kicker.
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Actual designed play for a touchdown! Actual designed play for a touchdown!
This is a drive of falling ass backwards into chunk yardage. Let's see if they can screw it up for a touchdown.
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This is a drive of falling ass backwards into chunk yardage. Let's see if they can screw it up for a touchdown.
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The Texans are playing like they're just now learning the rules of American football.
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On that To'o To'o TFL Will Anderson eats two blockers by slipping the kickout block and stoning the next blocker.
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Braden Smith is the Jumbo OL. Really good work on a Woody Marks run.
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Tank Dell introduced with the starting offense. The crowd approves.
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This is some real Gilbert Brown energy 😂
Texans DT Kayden McDonald plays when I was at my fattest with S&L right as the Texans strength and conditioning coach walks by. 😂 😂 😂
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Great thread by Garrett here
🧵Thread on the Texans secondary adjustments with Jalen Pitre out against Jacksonville, including film, stats and DeMeco Ryans comments.🧵 On a number of passing downs, Houston moved Kamari Lassiter inside to nickel and Tremon Smith to outside CB, an adjustment that worked out pretty well. Tremon took full advantage of the opportunity. He was extremely sticky in coverage, consistently staying tight to receivers throughout the game. His biggest blemish was allowing a chunk gain to Travis Hunter on a bender that he nearly broke up. He finished with Houston's 2nd-highest defensive grade (70.5) and a 69.7 coverage grade on 25 snaps. Really impressive performance. Kamari played well in the slot, too. His biggest blemish came on a 3rd-and-short double move by Parker Washington, where he aggressively anticipated the first-down route but nearly recovered to make the play. This cutup highlights Kamari playing nickel and includes the majority of the snaps with both him and Tremon on the field together.
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