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I lost my best friend today.
He lived with me for nearly 20 of his 22 years.
A life well lived.
Helped raise my kids. Protected the house.
My heart is broken.
I will miss you & love you forever, Alan. 💔
Till we meet again.
I was interviewed by a reporter from the Denver Post today.
I said what I said. I’m on Joker’s side.
#MileHighBasketball
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It was actually our 250th anniversary.
Not that you would know — you spent it with the British.
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I never really knew how many fucking stupid, uneducated people lived in this country until Donald Trump came along.
😂 back in the old days I thought nobody liked my tweets bec of the “algorithm” & now that we have “views” I can see that 100 people saw me and chose to just ignore me. 😂
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I love when cats stop in the middle of giving themselves a bath and stare off into the distance like they're trying to remember if they turned the oven off before they left for work.
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Maturing is realizing sick days are also for when you're sick of everyone's shit at work
Holy moly I just got home from work and gym and the Warriors are beating us going into the 4th?!? 👀
#MileHighBasketball
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Trump insults his opponents daily and posts racist AI garbage depicting Barack and Michelle Obama as apes. But one Cheesecake Factory joke from Obama sends the orange fucking snowflake into a meltdown.
Boo fucking hoo, you thin-skinned, piece of shit. ❄️
The resemblance is uncanny.
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It’s a pretty good day waking up in Norway, knowing Trump hates us and that we have universal healthcare, clean water, free higher education AND Erling Haaland 🙂↕️
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Taking social security at 62, 67 or 70? Let’s break it down with these numbers.
62 - $1800/month
67 - $2400/month
70 - $3000/month
The difference between taking the money at 67 instead of 62 means you miss 5 years of $21,600/yr which comes out to $108,000. By waiting until 67, you only get an additional $7,200 per year. Take that $108,000 divided by $7200 and you get 15. This means it’d take 15 years to break even, putting you at age 82.
Let’s say you wait until 70 for the maximum benefit. The same math we worked above comes out to 12. Meaning it would take 12 years to break even, putting you at age 82.
So here’s my question and why I think the answer is so clear and obvious…
Would you rather have money at 62 or 82?
Comment below and let me know!
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Victor Orban - GONE
Aleksandar Vučić - GONE
Flavio Bolsanaro- FLOP
Up next is the Republican Party next week… 👀























