Disgruntled city planner, Foodie, Denver Nuggets ⚒️🏀 enthusiast, Certified Jamal Murray Stan, UCLA Alum, Lover of Colorado, hater of Trump

Colorado, USA
Joined June 2020
I lost my best friend today. He lived with me for nearly 20 of his 22 years. A life well lived. Helped raise my kids. Protected the house. My heart is broken. I will miss you & love you forever, Alan. 💔 Till we meet again.
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Exhausted American retweeted
It was actually our 250th anniversary. Not that you would know — you spent it with the British.
Paxton: On July 4th, we celebrated the 200th anniversary of our country.
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Exhausted American retweeted
I never really knew how many fucking stupid, uneducated people lived in this country until Donald Trump came along.
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My god he looks so sad. 🥺
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😂 back in the old days I thought nobody liked my tweets bec of the “algorithm” & now that we have “views” I can see that 100 people saw me and chose to just ignore me. 😂
can we delete twitter views i dont need to see how many people ignored me
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Exhausted American retweeted
I love when cats stop in the middle of giving themselves a bath and stare off into the distance like they're trying to remember if they turned the oven off before they left for work.
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Exhausted American retweeted
Maturing is realizing sick days are also for when you're sick of everyone's shit at work
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Holy moly I just got home from work and gym and the Warriors are beating us going into the 4th?!? 👀 #MileHighBasketball
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Come ON Nuggets, my heart can’t take this comeback shit every 4th Q!
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And they Tech’d AG?! Rude! Me yelling at my tv “Refs you suck! Refs you suck!”
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Exhausted American retweeted
I decided that I’m dressing up as Jamal Murray for Halloween! 😂🤣💙🏹🏀
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Exhausted American retweeted
So let me get this straight. The NBA sidelines Terry Rozier and Malik Beasley over gambling cases and then turns around and partners with Kalshi while already being in bed with FanDuel. Sick league Adam.
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Exhausted American retweeted
Trump insults his opponents daily and posts racist AI garbage depicting Barack and Michelle Obama as apes. But one Cheesecake Factory joke from Obama sends the orange fucking snowflake into a meltdown. Boo fucking hoo, you thin-skinned, piece of shit. ❄️
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Exhausted American retweeted
A decade of 27
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The resemblance is uncanny.
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Exhausted American retweeted
It’s a pretty good day waking up in Norway, knowing Trump hates us and that we have universal healthcare, clean water, free higher education AND Erling Haaland 🙂‍↕️
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Exhausted American retweeted
Taking social security at 62, 67 or 70? Let’s break it down with these numbers. 62 - $1800/month 67 - $2400/month 70 - $3000/month The difference between taking the money at 67 instead of 62 means you miss 5 years of $21,600/yr which comes out to $108,000. By waiting until 67, you only get an additional $7,200 per year. Take that $108,000 divided by $7200 and you get 15. This means it’d take 15 years to break even, putting you at age 82. Let’s say you wait until 70 for the maximum benefit. The same math we worked above comes out to 12. Meaning it would take 12 years to break even, putting you at age 82. So here’s my question and why I think the answer is so clear and obvious… Would you rather have money at 62 or 82? Comment below and let me know!
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Exhausted American retweeted
Victor Orban - GONE Aleksandar Vučić - GONE Flavio Bolsanaro- FLOP Up next is the Republican Party next week… 👀
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Exhausted American retweeted
For the first time since ‘05, your Bruins are 7-0 😁
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