life is a joking🤪

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- Beating Chelsea 2-0 at the bridge - Kane Ballon D'Or - Arsenal lose to fucking Fleetwood
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watch his last 2 champions league ties when he was 4-5 years younger and you will understand that international football is a joke
Europe is lucky this guy got bored lmaoooo
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Because he stayed disciplined
Neymar’s only crime was existing in Messi’s era cos tell me how “ Harry Kane” has a ballon dor and Neymar doesn’t ?
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"This is the worst superstar in the history of sports." @stephenasmith reacts to Kawhi Leonard's knee swelling injury 😧
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WE GOT FLEETWOOD 😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
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WE'VE WON ITTTT!!!!!! ❤️ (5-3) 🔵
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I’m crying it’s basically been christmas for spurs fans these past 24 hours
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Replying to @MiamiHEAT
Another disaster class from Dam Immabumyo and retarded Spoelstra. Good job on being 0-4 you fucking losers.
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that was this year?? i feel like that shit happened 3 years ago ffs
2nd funniest football scandal of the year. narrowly misses out on top spot to Jorginho vs Chappel Roan
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Do not fear the end. Dune: Part Three only in theaters and IMAX December 18. Tickets on sale now around the world. fandan.co/DunePartThree #DuneMovie #FilmedForIMAX
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Why are United fans shouting glazers and ratcliffe out when they were really happy with the squad at the start of the season and were predicting a title charge?
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I think this is a fair in your average year, but when Yamal didn’t get a single World Cup knockout goal and got knocked out the UCL to Atletico, and Mbappe didn’t win a single trophy with Madrid, he was the best option. 73 goals in a calendar year with 2 trophies clears.
My personal opinion is a Bayern player who doesn’t win a Champions League/World Cup should not be allowed to win a Ballon d’Or
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Harry Kane’s wife and me
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Michael Carrick has just devoured some spotted dick on this train home....he looks utterly satisfied!
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🚨JUST IN: UK Government HINTS at giving Harry Kane a KNIGHTHOOD. Arise, Sir Harry.
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Where do I begin? That was an evening I'll never forget. It’s an incredible honour to receive the Ballon d’Or award after a year full of goals, trophies and special milestones. Thank you to all the staff and my teammates at @england and @fcbayern, as well as family, friends and everyone who’s supported me – this wouldn’t be possible without you all. Thank you to everyone who has sent a kind message, social media post - I appreciate every single one of them. This will live long in the memory. 🙌🏆❤️
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yanited are hilarious uno, they want Carrick to “have pride” and quit but if he has even a singular braincell he’s no way not taking the bag that comes with the mutual termination
The guy was on the VERGE OF TEARS LAST GAME, we gave him a hero’s exit and he’s coaching the next game😭😭😭😭😭😭😭God save us
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I know he's young, but Harry Kane will never make it at Spurs @WindyCOYS
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We had a ballon d’or level striker and we surrounded him with players like Bryan Gil
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