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Philosopher, Philadelphian, HU

Philadelphia
Joined November 2009
It鈥檚 a zoo downtown between the costume parties and teen takeovers lol
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Bron loves the Sixers 馃ス - The team is connecting like Voltron right now. Seeing VJ find ways to be effective is incredible. He鈥檚 such an elite/intelligent player.
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It鈥檚 a virtual rage room basically lol
there are people who don鈥檛 care about gta missions, they just want to be unnecessarily wicked
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This is not true at all
20 records? Jeezy beating Future. Just a random thought
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I think about this tweet regularly and start cracking up 馃槶
Ja rule talks about Versuz like going to the moon
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Egregious
Replying to @Wawa
@Wawa I paid for a 6 inch sub, this is what you gave me
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A fentanyl dealer would have never done this type of harm reduction 馃槶
Yall????? Pls watch the entire video馃槶馃槶馃槶omg
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Eventually your entire life will consist of 4 apps. Retail, entertainment, food service/groceries and social media on 4 different apps lol
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I would straight up cry if I ever saw Maxey in another uniform.
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Maxey is so fearless man 馃ゲ
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Edgecombe at the buzzer!
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Best Happy Hour in the city
Did yall know that 4th Street Cookie company in Reading Terminal Market does $1 cookies the last hour they鈥檙e open (5-6pm), so if you鈥檙e ever over that way stop by and grab a couple. They鈥檙e great
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You have to spend a lot of money to make it not drive like a shopping cart.
last time i had a jeep wrangler it was '98, so this past weekend i rented a new one on my little trip to the woods just for fun i was thinking "since these are $50k now, they must have fixed all the wranglerisms with modern technology" and boy was i wrong fuckass vehicle, 3/10
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DC did this 20 years ago
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Ya鈥檒l are arguing with the kids whose desks had to go in the hallway
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What鈥檚 more American than a Motel 6?
Obama鈥檚 Oval Office looked like the lobby of a Motel 6.
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I鈥檝e never watched The Mighty Quinn but it鈥檚 been on my Tubi watchlist for a while. I already know Denzel鈥檚 Jamaican accent is about to be terrible
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Worst meaning his worst performance or the worst movie he鈥檚 appeared in? Either way it鈥檚 Gladiator II 馃槶
What the worst Denzel Washington movie to y鈥檃ll ?? We having a debate at work lol..
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songs I would play around people
What does JayZ have over Eminem??
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Comedy is like rap. All you have is your pen. If you don鈥檛 have that you have nothing.
How do yall feel about joke thieves? I think they should be publicly beaten.
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