Dave Phippen

Morning. Wishing I was somewhere that had kookaburras, that’s always a nice way to wake up, not many around here. @princesspolly58 I think it’s Wednesday, are you golfing today?

Remembered to just take the half a thingy tonight. Current status is eight tablets in the morning and 2 1/2 at night. Current soundtrack is rattling. Good night all.

For fans or even casual listeners wanting to hear more, the new Queen Budapest live album, from the peak of their powers in 1986, is an absolutely perfect audio document of the band. I give it 6 out of 5 stars. Go listen if you are at all intrigued at the majesty of live rock.

The calendar will now be split into BB and AB. With the B being the bread that @gomichild made on Sunday. so we are no longer in 2026 A.D. it’s 0 AB. the bread has ruined all other bread. It was even shaped like a miniature loaf. I want to eat it all day long. yum. Delightful.

Starting on something called Lamatragene? Probably should’ve read all the instructions which says to take half a tablet for the first seven days instead of just gulping down a whole. let’s see what happens next. wondering if being a larger fella means anything in this regard?

It feels like just a year ago the boomers were the adults and now at least looking at social media the millennial‘s are. So we in the middle are living up to our reputation LOL. I’ll just get a bowl of cereal and observe with cynicism and a raised eyebrow.

Migraine pain 50% lower since eating half a packet of Smith’s chicken and honey soy crisps. What kind of pharmaceutical black magic is this? And if I did a full bag would it have gone away 100%?

Beware new followers, following me and especially if you talk to me, will mean that I want to know pretty much everything there is to know about you, who you are, where you live, any strange lore, I like to know everything about everyone. If that doesn’t appeal then maybe leave.

Good luck today @princesspolly58 ! Hope your presidential duties go well, let me know when you’re done.

Monday morning and my eyeballs and the area around my eye sockets hurts. Time to work out what cocktail of drugs, if any, can help with this.

Massive thank you to @gomichild for hosting us with some truly exquisite food and for @Jo and The ever delightful @sueytweets for transportation and for being beautifully supportive humans today. Love you all, a great afternoon. #DaveIsBlessed

@palacefan33 just thought I’d point out that you liked a post of mine as I was putting my Metallica shirt on, I saw your name and LOL. That is all.

Going somewhere unFamilia but with good people. To diazepam or not to diazepam. erg.

I just discovered the other tab in my DMS I did not realise I have this effect on women, cool. Sandra Bullock was a particular surprise. I wonder how come the wording is identical on most of them though, the world is strange.

My characters remaining thing is back, check yours if you were one of the people that it disappeared for.

Someone broke the rules and eight chips in my bed. But time to roll over to the right and attempt some sleep, fun day ahead tomorrow. Love you.

Okay, are all the bots back as women so horny they just have to share their pictures although they might delete later. And do the hundreds of people commenting think that they are real? Dude I can’t see and even I can fucking tell.#YouAreJerkingToAnAlgorithm

I did it.

I wish my phone had an app that rolled me over from laying on my left side till over to the right side. I really need to do it.

Imagine a 5 x 5 x 5 cube. Well recorded music should send sounds from just two speakers to all 125 sections at one point or another. Modern recording seems to restrict that to just five and it makes me sad.