Star Trek, Steven Universe, and Shit talking 30s, she/her, UU, Maryland Girlie

Charm City, USA
Joined June 2021
The higher ups at x the everything app have stolen my old account so if you used to follow @ StarTrekHeathen you can follow me here
This is @StarTrekHeathen by the way, if you're still here I love you and want to kiss you on the cheek
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Shania T'Wain πŸ’œπŸ–€πŸˆπŸ¦β€β¬› retweeted
as long as ryan murphy knows that he'll never create a mashup better than this one
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"You look huge." "Thank you." Linemen banter is the best. πŸ˜‚ @insidetheNFL Week 6 Mic'd Up on X
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I love when NFL dudes are buddies and talk about dude stuff
"You look huge." "Thank you." Linemen banter is the best. πŸ˜‚ @insidetheNFL Week 6 Mic'd Up on X
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santana CANNOT be dead and brittana CANNOT be divorced. santana is just always away on an important work trip cus she's a superstar now
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Shania T'Wain πŸ’œπŸ–€πŸˆπŸ¦β€β¬› retweeted
Every election the left is presented with the world's easiest trolley problem, and every time they smirk and go "the trolley shouldn't exist" and then walk away.
Americans really believe that if they protest β€œrespectfully”, vote hard, and switch up political parties every so often, the most powerful, warmongering, ruthless empire in existence will relinquish its power to them. This is why they are the most propagandized people on Earth.
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Something insane about me is I watched glee but I would fast forward through a lot of the songs because I only really cared about the dialogue
glee was not a real show
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By far the funniest outcome humanly possible
BREAKING: MIKE ROGERS FOUND TO HAVE TIES TO THE MUSLIM BROTHERHOOD!!!
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Shania T'Wain πŸ’œπŸ–€πŸˆπŸ¦β€β¬› retweeted
I think people are so caught up on their preconceived notion that Fielder is trying to unveil some hidden truth (ie. that Holmes is innocent actually) because they are so accustomed to documentaries unveiling some hidden truth about cases they are familiar with
I disagree with the notion that You Can See Everything is a β€œredemption” for Elizabeth Holmes. I think it’s entirely possible to watch all the things her partner does and feel sad and upset but that doesn’t negate the awful things she does or the fact that she is deceitful. Very confused by some takes Im seeing today?
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Shania T'Wain πŸ’œπŸ–€πŸˆπŸ¦β€β¬› retweeted
Absolute nonsense. What about the people who actually LIVE HERE????
The Harborplace plan has some pricey changes. A previously undisclosed luxury hotel w/rates averaging $550 per night. 100 apartments in same building with average rent of $7,000. A 2nd residential tower with 476 units with average monthly rent of $4,438. thebanner.com/economy/harbor…
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Shania T'Wain πŸ’œπŸ–€πŸˆπŸ¦β€β¬› retweeted
Replying to @CarolSOtt
Residents: hey can we please work on improving city services, transparency, and quality of life issues for residents? City Gov’t: sure sure but first we need another ginormous, isolated real estate development so it can sit half vacant.
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I mean this with all the love and respect for the great city of Baltimore when I say this but.....who the fuck is paying that kind of money to stay/live in Baltimore????
The Harborplace plan has some pricey changes. A previously undisclosed luxury hotel w/rates averaging $550 per night. 100 apartments in same building with average rent of $7,000. A 2nd residential tower with 476 units with average monthly rent of $4,438. thebanner.com/economy/harbor…
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Kids at the church I work at were playing with toy money last week and it's clear they have seen a million gambling ads but don't quite understand gambling so they just kept saying they were "putting money online" for their accounts and punching it into the calculator
i should be able to click a button at the beginning of a sports season that says β€œi’m normal” and i don’t get served any ads for crypto or gambling
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Three boys all under the age of 9 just going to each other and saying "hey man don't you want to put more money online? I got some money you can add to your account"
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Shania T'Wain πŸ’œπŸ–€πŸˆπŸ¦β€β¬› retweeted
i should be able to click a button at the beginning of a sports season that says β€œi’m normal” and i don’t get served any ads for crypto or gambling
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Shania T'Wain πŸ’œπŸ–€πŸˆπŸ¦β€β¬› retweeted
Dear bra companies, I am BEGGING you to stop making bras with removable pads. 😭 Nobody wants to spend 10 minutes trying to shove a folded-up triangle back into a tiny hole after laundry day. WE ARE TIRED.
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Shania T'Wain πŸ’œπŸ–€πŸˆπŸ¦β€β¬› retweeted
earlier i passed a guy carrying domino's pizza and bites with his (4ish?) daughter and he was saying, "now the best thing about the WALK, is we can eat these and no one KNOWS. it's our secret snack. you gotta learn this stuff EARLY; now you GET it"
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Shania T'Wain πŸ’œπŸ–€πŸˆπŸ¦β€β¬› retweeted
THE LEFT HAS WON BASEBALL IN THE NATIONAL DIVORCE LFG
Trump on the World Series and a possible baseball lockout: "Nobody cares"
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Shania T'Wain πŸ’œπŸ–€πŸˆπŸ¦β€β¬› retweeted
If you’re really unable to see how much smarter and cunning Elizabeth Holmes is than Billy, you’re either on a collision course to being taken advantage of by someone like her or you’re currently being taken advantage of without realizing it. Basically you’re stupid
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Shania T'Wain πŸ’œπŸ–€πŸˆπŸ¦β€β¬› retweeted
rays are gonna come to wisconsin and find out about friday night fish fry
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Shania T'Wain πŸ’œπŸ–€πŸˆπŸ¦β€β¬› retweeted
oh I have so many stories like this. I was like 6 years old and they decided I couldn't visit my dad because I was wearing overalls. another time it was because my shirt had a hood. and one time they said they would only let us in if they strip searched me (a literal child)
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