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Joined May 2021
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The curse of being funny and generally positive on a platform that is overwhelmingly negative with an algorithm that promotes rage bait and copy pasted garbage.
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Shit...I just realized this is probably 2026s anthem... We've lost so many heroes this year. Patrick Stewart Tim Curry Peter Cullen And so many others.... Thank you all for the stories you brought to life and the lives you've lived open.spotify.com/track/1pyQE…
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Every time I see Link's side profile, my mind keeps thinking of what Doja Cat said
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Dice mi mamá que si me da un kilo de tortillas y una coca de 2 litros en fiado.
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Hyrule mineral water, for when salt water doesn't quite cut it. Now with 50% royal fish taint!
I'm sure someone already did it but I had to update the King Zora meme because it brings me joy.
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For Mario, the benefits of having a tall wife like Peach is that she can become a weighted blanket or makeshift couch after the cuddle session is over😌
Mario has accepted his fate😌 Luckily for Peach, he is completely unbothered by her very loud snoring💤
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Korra using the avatar state during sex for thousands of years of pussy eating experience
Korra seeking guidance
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We're on to you @MasterWuggles The truth will be revealed and then Kirran will be free to play votv and have a scandalous relationship with kerfer Viva la revolution!
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IT'S TIME!!! 🤘🎸🕛🎄 #SoldeJaneiroPartner
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In theory, the X-Men are an awesome concept and the struggles they deal with can be very compelling. In practice, every time I hear basically anything about X-Men in the comics it's some of the dumbest shit imaginable. Whether it's poorly explained power up fanfiction ->
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Or the mutants doing everything possible to make the haters actually justified in some way, or the hatred of the mutants making basically zero sense, there always seems to be some level of bullshit. It's honestly exhausting
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Marvel comic fans, can any of you explain why the X-Men are routinely hated in universe? Like, super powers and Norse God's are okay, but you have a mutant gene and suddenly your the literal anti christ?
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Every Pokémon region's best quality Kanto - Has Charizard Johto - Has Charzard Hoenn - Has the potential for Charizard and Also Wallace is hot Sinnoh - Potential Charizard and Cynthia is hot Unova - The Sequels can have Charizard Kalos - Has 3 forms of Charizard Charizard × 3
Every Pokémon region's best quality Kanto - Most grounded Johto - Feels like a meaningful expansion Hoenn - Zinnia Sinnoh - Worldbuilding Unova - Actual terrorism Kalos - Best npc class designs Alola - Amazing series finale energy Galar - The Homestuck mpreg sneak Paldea - Larry
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Twitter really just hit us with the "okay grandpa time for bed" This was the first ad I saw below the post....
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Me when relatives ask me what kind of TV I watch
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Me deciding whether or not to engage with Twitter bait or block the poster from my Timeline
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