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Joined August 2024
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Spain sees widespread disruption in first general strike for 14 years | ... youtu.be/LRvSRV4WeOg?is=OVo6… via @YouTube English don’t do this. We’re scared of the likkle blemish if arrested? We’re unable to even organise a piss up let alone mass demonstrations against housing cost 😒
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This Russel Brand this is utter fuckin bollocks. Shame on you absolute cowards 👎👎👎
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Sad news. Danny was an absolute stalwart of World Footballing Journalism. He never played tricks, was always educational, plus funny and (most importantly) respected and worth listening too RIP Danny Kelly 🫡
We are heartbroken to share that our much-loved friend and colleague Danny Kelly has died, aged 69. A cherished part of talkSPORT for so many years, Danny brought extraordinary wit, warmth and knowledge to our airwaves. His passion for football, music and life was infectious, and his kindness touched everyone around him. “I love football, Stan. I love it.” We loved you, Danny. We’ll miss you dearly. Our thoughts are with Danny’s family, friends and everyone who loved listening to him.
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Oli McBurnie would be a great addition. His discipline & respect (the one thing DF wants) is the only thing to properly review #LUFC
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I’m of the opinion that DCL is possibly the most professional player #LUFC have had in the last 30 years. As an example to the kids, he’s the one. Whatta lad 🫡
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Regardless, are both Walliams and Brand Jewish (even if not in their present forms) cos (like me) they’re ‘a bit dark around the eyes’ and have them kinda not quite right surnames @grok
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I’m not partial whether they are or aren’t, I (like my gran used to be) am interested in breaking a surname down to reveal people’s true heritage. Both are a touch dark around the eyes. Also, the Judge Bennathan (Ben Nathan). He is clearly Jewish regardless of what you say, no?
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Who’s gonna be brave enough to say it: Saville - No Evidence Cosby - Evidence? Brand - Hearsay Walliams - Unsure yet You don’t need to like them etc, but the trick used is scary for all Saville looked creepy isn’t enough. Show Evidence. We’re adult enough to process. Show it
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“Chris Fairclough and Chris Whyte the….(?) 2 central defenders in partnership again here” Almost a #FreudianSlip
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Russell Brand and the case of “the badly blooded anus” and yet, I thought he wasn’t well endowed? I’m FACKIN confused brev 😑
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The older you get, the more you realise how dangerous women are. It’s honestly disturbing
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What is the loose groupie who stuck it on/in Russell Brand arse actually called, do we know? #RussellBrand
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Standard 🫡
and I'm not going to be shy about it.
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Simeone Jnr thinking he’s Neymar Jnr & Griezmann 😃
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Anyone else getting annoyed at our YouTubers saying “How long we keeping Tarik then?” all the fuckin time? Say nowt instead of beggin ‘content’ making us sound tinpot for your own benefit #FakePals #Lufc
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What happened to #LUFC in the 2000s is going to happen to #ManCity albeit less if the regime stays, but their present 1st team is gone. U19 & U21 etc will play & become a new organic winning team that makes the EFL stronger & way more competitive #FootballTwitter
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If Sir Alex RIGHT NOW got accused of things that grew to Sir Jimmy levels, and it was sheer verbal accusations from an historic 450, decades later, would Manc Man U fans smash the city up on rampage demanding to see evidence, no matter how graphic? #ManUtd #LUFC #ManCity #LFC
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