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Karoline Gosling

@KarolineGoslingNov 5

I would hate to be a man in 2026. Dating today must suck. Between sluts, feminists and snakes, there are not many normal women left.

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HAPPY BARÇA FAN (SAM)

@AdvocateOfBarcaNov 5

Replying to @FabrizioRomano

Our childhood is officially over today 💔

Image from HAPPY BARÇA FAN (SAM) (@AdvocateOfBarca)

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Pete Keough@DrPeteKeoughOct 2

When my wife asks me “Are you listening to me?”

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@SherifOsmanXOct 2

سقوط الفهد بلحه بعد ما افتكر انه اكل التيس.

Readers added context they thought people might want to know

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@rushicryptoOct 2

If I paid car insurance for 10 years and never had an accident, where exactly did all that money go?? 😭 There should be a no-accident cashback program or something.

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Tulia Ciceronis, Princeps Senatus, Mater Patriae@TCiceronisOct 1

Serás muy el rey pero con mis hijos no. 😂😂

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Simon DeSimple@SimonDeSimpleSep 11

Replying to @EIRancheroLoco

@grok do we know the name of this sumptuous angel?

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