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Software Developer 💻 | Manchester United fan with Standards. #GlazersOut Tell Me When I’m Telling Lies. ☦️

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Joined December 2021
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In honor of @MarcusRashford birthday here is a thread of his performances
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we’re holding 5 goals or 3 minimum
🚨 Michael Carrick: “I am really looking forward to the game tomorrow”. “You might think I’m crazy with the results we’ve had and what’s going on. But I can’t wait. Whatever happens will happen after that, whatever direction it goes in”.
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This mess with AES and Stevens could have been avoided...
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The Republican Party is the party of Donald Trump. A vote for Mike Rogers IS a vote for Trump. I stand with Dr. @AbdulElSayed.
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halloween was yesterday but she still has her satan outfit on 😭😭😭😭
I am endorsing Mike Rogers for the United States Senate today.
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Ole quotes begging for the United job, and ten Hag quotes still yapping about Ronaldo taking up my TL
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Standing with Miker Rogers is a betrayal of everything Haley Stevens has fought for her entire career. It's also a betrayal of all of her supporters that believed in her. I hope @AbdulElSayed has a strong victory on Tuesday and that all Democrats and like-minded independents support vote for him.
HAPPENING NOW: Congresswoman Haley Stevens joins Mike Rogers at church in Detroit this morning. We have a state to save, Michigan.
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New CoD just dropped, no? Can't believe he's still getting away with it 12 years in 💀
Luke Shaw still AWOL then?
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🏆 @Cristiano has won the @BallondOr Of All Time award for his iconic 2008. Legendary 🐐
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Thinking of making a cinematic story of the 07/08 season focusing from a Ronaldo POV, thoughts?
🏆 @Cristiano has won the @BallondOr Of All Time award for his iconic 2008. Legendary 🐐
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There is actually nobody like Cristiano Ronaldo man. Whether you love him or you hate him he's unstoppable.
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Slandering Ronaldo over a random bald mans lies yesterday, humiliated by Como today. Karma is a wonderful thing.
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You deserve this. Especially YOU
I really want to know how these Manchester United players sleep at night.
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Where is ten hags apology for given us Onanass?
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Fergie, Mourinho, Zidane, Ancelotti, Allegri, Fernando Santos, Roberto Martinez etc have all spoken about how serious Ronaldo takes his training, but ETH is saying the opposite. LOL
🚨🚨🎙️| Erik ten Hag says Cristiano Ronaldo pulled out of training sessions: “I confronted him with this. “Many times I say, ‘Ronnie, everyone wants to work for you to bring you in the right position, but if you can’t bring yourself in the box, you can’t score’. “He was not capable to do this. It’s the wrong idea to put this to me that I expected him to do the pressing, that he’s exhausted. But he couldn’t. He ran neither in possession nor out of possession. “The reason was because he didn’t prepare himself. Every top team has to embrace the top player, but the top player has to work for the team. “He was telling the players, ‘Save your legs at the training’. I understand it when you are top fit; you have sessions, you can save the legs. But first you have to train yourself to get into the right fitness levels.” [@TheAthleticFC]
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Ruined Ole’s project apparently.
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"In my eyes, I don't accept that our mentality should be less than in the top three" 🧠 Cristiano Ronaldo believes Manchester United are 'capable to change things now' 👇
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United fans thought he held their dogshit team back when he was their best player at 37 years old 😂😂😂😂😂
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Lisandro Martinez calls out the board [@primevideosport]
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Nemanja Ratic vs Tottenham Bomb to Bomb Midfielder. 💎
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