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Simple/Dumb. Trade with your heart not your brain. All trading strategies are derived from a robust zero step process.

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When you see your boss at the bar at 2pm on a Friday after you both said you were working from home
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Good morning just got a sex change and abortion at a Texas datacenter 🙏
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Sir a second blockade has hit the Strait of Hormuz
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Just got asked to perform a job task while at work, brb going to strap myself to an Iranian bridge
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Holy shit he really did it
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Kaitlan Collins (@kaitlancollins) profile pictureKaitlan Collins
@kaitlancollinsMar 19
Asked why he didn't coordinate with allies before going to war with Iran, Trump says, "We didn't tell anyone about it. Who knows better about surprise than Japan? Why didn't you tell me about Pearl Harbor, OK?"
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I just hope the Aliens aren’t in the Epstein files too
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“AI is going to take your job!!!” Ok buddy, I’d like to see AI go die fighting in the Middle East because the government had to protect some pedos
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Who would win, the world’s largest military or one floaty boi
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You’re preparing your taxes? WW3 is about to start so that a few pedos don’t go to jail and you’re worried about paying taxes?
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When my wife asks how I have the energy to stay up all night just to monitor the situation
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Comrade Stump
@GranTorinoDSAFeb 22
The Canadian euthanasia website has crashed.
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All of Canada to their hockey team right now
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I’m filing my taxes for the first time this year and need advice, does anyone know if I have to send it directly to Epstein or will the government pass it along for me? Thanks!
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This isn’t a chart of gold, silver, or even bitcoin. This is a chart of how many guys your gf is talking to in Miami while you stay behind grinding in the cold
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NYC shouldn’t be affordable for all, it should be a playground for the rich and good looking
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BREAKING NEWS: Mamdani has announced an additional 2% tax on anyone wearing Barbour
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Trump admin right now:
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When you ask a finance bro why he’s still wearing his branded vest even though its 120 degrees outside
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Being on a US airbase during an Iranian missile attack is safer than riding the subway in NYC
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Prison Mitch
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“AHHH I’M THE FORDOW NUCLEAR FACILITY IN IRAN AND I DON’T WORK ANYMORE AHHH!”
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