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@SimpleJackCap

Simple/Dumb. Trade with your heart not your brain. All trading strategies are derived from a robust zero step process.

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When you see your boss at the bar at 2pm on a Friday after you both said you were working from home
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Good morning just got a sex change and abortion at a Texas datacenter 🙏
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Replying to @racheljanfaza
Just his type
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Replying to @ewarren
Can we raise the cap on benefits too?
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Replying to @NYCMayor @ZohranKMamdani
Excellent timing as summer ends
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Replying to @NYCMayor @ZohranKMamdani
Nah im pooping on the streets
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Replying to @HighyieldHarry
Feed the bottom of the K to datacenters and problem solved
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Replying to @NYCMayor @ZohranKMamdani
The city is for young rich or hot. Everyone else is just a NPC
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Replying to @litcapital
We need data centers that run on criminals
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Replying to @zerohedge
93.5% now
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Replying to @ShaleTier7
@ShaleTier7
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Replying to @FaustFund
I date women with a lot of volatility. When they go down it’s usually on someone else
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Replying to @UnderdogGolf
One of us (I, too, finish to his wife)
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Replying to @NYCMayor @ZohranKMamdani
Free rent for a month make it happen
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Replying to @johnarnold
Can’t have the stock market down for spaceX
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Replying to @litcapital
Some intern is having the best night of his life right now
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Replying to @aubreystrobel
Do the Bronx next
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Replying to @alexqarbuckle @OHWallStreet
My mayor Muslim My uber driver Muslim My DoorDasher Muslim I hope the Knicks win
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Replying to @chrisboettcher9
What kind of men do you prefer?
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Replying to @AB84
Brother that’s a dick
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Replying to @HunterBiden @Kenneth_Belkin
Telling my kids this was season 2 of Beef
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