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moviehead and sometimes I tell high ranking officials to minecraft themselves

Joined July 2018
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I’ve heard trumps name everyday since i was middle school… MAKE IT END!!
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it’s people dying that ain’t never died before oh my god
Patrick Stewart has sadly passed away at the age of 86.
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RIP Patrick Stewart, a man of the people
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there's a letterboxd patron user somewhere taking tinder photos with the rian johnson app
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Waking up every morning, saying “I can’t keep living like this” & then continuing to live like that
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Why did dominos deliver me a quadruple amputee fuck nugget Minecraft zombie
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@goonerdad52 Hi Chris.
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Everyone vote Nirvanna the band immediately we are going beyond the rivoli
Canada is going to Eurovision 2027. It’s up to you to decide who takes the stage. Cast your vote by November 5. cbc.ca/eurovision
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So I recently badgered my cinematographer @steveyedlin into making my ideal iPhone still camera app. It shoots RAW, bypasses the iPhone's look processing and instead uses the same image processing we use on our movies. apps.apple.com/app/apple-sto…
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fuck I gotta completely overhaul my daily routine. Ive been doing it all wrong
Ian Fleming's daily schedule while writing all 14 James Bond books
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taking money out of savings for weed and in-and-out
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You film niggas constantly talking shit on Doomsday are literally gonna do the “friend/sibling forced me to watch it with them gimmick” on opening night
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Shit lowkey do yeah fairs dude
Doing 🧊 unlocks my cuteness
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You’re both right. You’re all right.
You film niggas constantly talking shit on Doomsday are literally gonna do the “friend/sibling forced me to watch it with them gimmick” on opening night
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People who’ve only heard of Atrioc and Ludwig through proxy don’t understand that these dudes were degenerates playing melee money matches vs each other before either even thought about clicking live. Big A knew Ludwig when he was living off apple stock at ASU he a day 1 homie
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POLITCAL AD GAMBLING AD POLITICAL AD GAMBLING AD PLEASE USE AI WE'VE INVESTED TOO MUCH MONEY AD POLITICAL AD AI AD GAMBLING AD Jesus fucking CHRIST.
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handjob while watching Digger #handjobwhilewatchingdigger
today marks 1 year since i got a handjob while watching the reze movie in theaters ❤️
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full body chills
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switch sports resort bringing back The horrors
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