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Skyclad Weeb@Skyclad_WeebOct 13

what a slut...

@xAviationOct 13

F-35 showing off its weapons bay. 📸: trilling.aviation

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BEANS@Losmybeansinir1Oct 10

Replying to @SimulatedBerry

You ever been milked so good that you start hating a bitch? Like she abusing your meat so bad you start wanting revenge. Ya feel?

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Strawberry Simulator retweeted

Xan is away 🐧

@xanthirusOct 10

My bulge isn't my penis, it's the Reece's PB cups I shop lifted but forgot about melting in my groin

@alexxdebutOct 9

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Slaggmaxxer von Ungern-Sternberg (Sim, Howl, Etc.)@slaggmaxxe98298Oct 9

Does Malfoid bump ketamine off Harry's wand?

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Pukeko Simulatrix 🍎

@PukeCreatureOct 8

#notice the big three red accounts are vampires. how do you think we maintain our luscious crimson fruitiness

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@DecrepitProwlOct 7

Ladies… Your fly is down.

Sterling M Archer Simulator

@andyryan1945Oct 7

Ladies, don't talk to me. I'll vomit.

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Lamont@danceofthedreamOct 6

If you look both ways before crossing the street you're a pussy. I've only been hit by a car like four times

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SERPENT™@99heads12684Oct 3

Replying to @SimulatedBerry @andyryan1945

Your Izzat precedes you

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Yamnaya Girls@YamnayaCutiesAug 30

Women don't deserve men. #JBG

@yoonb1koAug 29

the feminine urge to make him blush <3

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Pukeko Simulatrix 🍎

@PukeCreatureAug 30

the official simulator motto is "fruit are friends, not food"

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@nick_exploresAug 27

Replying to @SimulatedBerry

@SimulatedBerry be like, ‘welcome aboard’

Classical Liberal Caucus of Texas@LPCLC_TXAug 26

"Getting raped is just part of the job"

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Bob@Bob328087374292Aug 26

Replying to @SimulatedBerry

every time someone says there are no good African authors, I calmly hand them a copy of DeBooble Bobbledeet's seminal 1972 work, "My People, My Voice"

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@Im_human_too_Aug 26

Replying to @fleshsimulator

I stopped adding a period over casual text, very thrilling and bad boy

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LemonSimulator@LemonSimulatorJul 7

ughhhh squeeze my harder daddy. ughhh make me squirt in your eye

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Last Longist@LongridesagainAug 17

Replying to @SimulatedBerry @fleshsimulator

@SimulatedBerry @fleshsimulator

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@HowlingAnderzinAug 17

This was for you America. 🫡🇺🇸

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17☆@xvii_507Aug 9

i don't care about Maximus and this whole trans Michael Orthodox bit wasn't funny

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@Im_human_too_Jul 30

*stomps feet* why isn't my ragebait working anymore?!

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Cristopheeer@Cri5tor3xJul 25

Replying to @GTA6Alerts

Love how they teased the next game in every artwork

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Kra-Z Hoarse@KrazyHoarseJul 18

Replying to @SimulatedBerry

I type wth my submissive hand as my dominant hand whips and cattle prods my submissive hand

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