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Shite patter, brazillian jiujitsu

Joined February 2012
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Game abandoned in 86 mins after Perthshire coach started fighting with fans after a flare up in the game. 2-1 to Neilston at the time.
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@CfcRyanS dem pearly whites mate. Gorgeous
Swear to fuck my iPhone just farted
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When Arsenal lose my sadness is always tempered by the knowledge that @piersmorgan is sad.
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Prick In a rangers top: aha mate wouldn't be caught deed in a scout uniform. Me: at least scouts go to Europe. Want your bags packed?
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Honestly the funniest video of a fight ever 2 guys scrap then a bird tazez people before a black guy pulls a gun youtube.com/watch?v=_QTXGH7D…
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"If you read it carefully I'm a very accurate journalist." - H.S.Thompson
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@CfcRyanS is that the guy that plays for Neilston juniors?
"God bless willie frazer, haircut from the 1960's and a brain from the 1690's" 😭😭😭
At Kelvingrove Museum
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Are Japanese fannys and cocks blurred oot in real life?
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Kanye West music the real but his wife eat to many cheeseburger
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@MartinGribben @uberfacts @cfcryans this actually happened a lot back in the day. Which I why I believe Shaun Ryder is a time lord.
@CfcRyanS Neville is the worst I could imagine.
Sittin watchin Danny Dyers Deedliest Men, these bawbags widnae last 2 mins wae the Big Man. #TheDukeStDestroyer
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"Twerking" and "selfie" added to the Oxford English Dictionary. Barbed wire and lasers added to my garden wall.
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