Shite patter, brazillian jiujitsu
Joined February 2012
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Game abandoned in 86 mins after Perthshire coach started fighting with fans after a flare up in the game. 2-1 to Neilston at the time.
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When Arsenal lose my sadness is always tempered by the knowledge that @piersmorgan is sad.
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Sittin watchin Danny Dyers Deedliest Men, these bawbags widnae last 2 mins wae the Big Man. #TheDukeStDestroyer
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"Twerking" and "selfie" added to the Oxford English Dictionary.
Barbed wire and lasers added to my garden wall.
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A gay transgendered person who leaks U.S. military secrets -- Bradley Manning is like the final boss in a Republican videogame.
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Ironically one of the best #TwitterMemories is when Piers Morgan forgot how much he loved Jimmy Savile
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Ladies, when you get angry count from 5 backwards, When you get to 3, throw a punch, nobody expects that
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The Charity Shield is now called "The Community Shield" so Rangers don't attempt to steal it.
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"Sticks and stones may break my bones, but names will never hurt me." Click if you agree to these terms and conditions. Welcome to Twitter.
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Bert in the flats has only gone & had another fall on the pavement by the bin store. I reckon hes on his way out. I blame the bloody council
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As the #EDL are marching today, I thought I would tweet this wonderfully irony photo again...
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Liam Gallagher's suing NY Post for saying he has a love child!
"How can it be my 'love' child? I didn't give a shit about her!" he explained
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The UVF drugs and drink have worn off. Today loyalists in Belfast awake to realise they are the laughing stock of the planet. #Knowyourplace