«I am not a man, I am Cantona»
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André Skaare retweeted
جمهور اليونايتد عمال يقول أيام رانجنيك وناس عمالة تقول تين هاج وناس تقول تصريحات رونالدو .. الحقيقة الجراح اللي شخّص حالة الفريق وسبق الكل علي حال اليونايتد هو جوزيه مورينهو ..
بس محدش سمع من وقتها 👋 – at Dubai, United Arab Emirates
André Skaare retweeted
STOP ASKING YOUR SON "HOW WAS SCHOOL."
He will say "fine" every single time.
A child psychologist told me to replace it with one of these 4 instead:
André Skaare retweeted
Honestly Norway, I can’t find the words for this parade.
The people of Norway are genuinely one of the best on this planet.
Look at the sheer number of people who turned out for this parade alongside the players. I’ve never seen anything quite like this in my life.
A team that just ended their run reaching the quarter-finals of the World Cup didn’t win the trophy and yet they’re coming home to be celebrated like this? Man, this is beyond beautiful.
I love these people. 🇳🇴
André Skaare retweeted
A moment that is worth watching.
In the midst of so many basic questions that are asked to José Mourinho (and most coaches) on a weekly basis, the journalist of a smaller media outlet [Bola na Rede] asked the following question:
"Mr, you already highlighted your game plan of attracting Napoli's pressure to then be able to explore the space in behind, I wanted to ask you about the build-up. What was the importance of Barrenechea [CDM] dropping wide and playing facing towards the opposition, and then Aursnes moving wide in the other side? How important was that in the build-up?"
Mourinho: "You know your football. Well done, you know your football... Maybe they'll get you to substitute one of the other 'know it alls' that don't actually know anything. Great question."
"Our CDM's wide positioning caused them trouble because they only had 2 midfielders, Elmas and McTominay, so if they pressed we would have more space in the middle, and if they didn't press, Enzo would have time on the ball."
André Skaare retweeted
Everytime I get mad at my sports team for losing, I remind myself of what Giannis said. Arguably my favorite response to a reporter ever.
André Skaare retweeted
Takk og lov for at Bernt Hulsker er tilbake i varmen. Norges kanskje aller morsomste
André Skaare retweeted
Rashford rabona assist to Pogba 😮💨.
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This is an edited video, the shot from Pogba hit a defender and was cleared, as can be seen in the original video:
youtu.be/1DMDeM4OfJU?si…