@SkinMuffins

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Joined October 2022
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Maybe your baby is crying because it wants a cigarette.
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@retired_68W23h
If there’s a mirror near the bed, I hope you understand the assignment.
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B@DARKSIDEOFBRI_6Oct 27
Putting a fitted sheet on a king size bed alone is pure trash.
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Social Outcast@SocialOutcast82Oct 26
Hitting all the trunk or treats so I have candy to pass out on Halloween.
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I almost fell into the washing machine trying to reach a sock on the bottom.
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@ricblursOct 26
i am not in a good place, geographically.
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Suugah Boogah@N_DoemostmutedOct 26
We're going to do what we do how we do, that's how we're getting through this damn week
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@providentialyOct 26
Ignore it long enough and watch it become irrelevant.
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erica@ericanextdooorOct 26
don’t let them beat you up for being whimsical
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Sometimes the motivation finds you.
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I don’t think I’m getting enough credit for doing all of this sober.
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Barroom Hero 🦬
@UnIxphyscoOct 22
Just a thought… hear me out. We have all the sex
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@BeaveinflowOct 23
Find a guy that brings you snacks without you having to ask.
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baked.in.ny
@propapergirlOct 23
im too old to be like this fr
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Babe, it’s time to put on American Dad so we can fall asleep.
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Things he’d look good in: 1. Me
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𝚓𝚎𝚗𝚗𝚒𝚏𝚎𝚛 ᥫ᭡.ִֶָ𓂃@jen_in_reverieOct 22
Fuck what people think.
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Guess what I had for dinner
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@sarah1mcOct 22
First of all no.
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It’s 10pm and I’m making breakfast.
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BluntOps980@BluntOps9800Oct 21
I’ve died on hills you wouldn’t piss on
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