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Here’s how my Family Book Bot works!
I bought a coffee at McDonald’s using points, and a few minutes later, I got a notification from my Grok bot on my watch!
Then I checked my Google Sheets family budget report, and the coffee was already recorded under today’s expenses, with all the details and categories sorted out.
Oh, and that $777 Amazon purchase? My brake pads and rotors package for the Ram 1500, also categorized automatically!
From everyday coffee to car repairs, my bot keeps track of it all while I live my life.😀
The last mosquito! 🦟
Spent too much time taking the photo and missed my chance to kill it. Now it’s still flying around somewhere. 😂
Unlike Everest, Mount Kilimanjaro is one of the most accessible Seven Summits. No technical climbing skills needed! Choose the easier “Coca-Cola” Route or the tougher “Whiskey” Route, with guides, cooks, and porters to help. I summited in 2009. It was an unforgettable experience! 😁
It’s time to make shitposting multiplanetary.😂😂😂
I’m joining the team at @X to lead Product.
I am a huge believer in @SpaceX's mission to extend human consciousness to the stars, so it’s time to make shitposting multiplanetary.
X is the best way to find out what’s happening in the world right now and talk about it. The team has been working tirelessly to make X a better place and product for the people who love it, and many have noticed the recent momentum. My goal is to help accelerate that momentum for our community, new users, and businesses globally by continuing to make this product beautiful and useful.
We are twenty years in, but it truly feels like X’s next chapter will be our greatest. I look forward to your ideas and feedback; I’m sure the replies will be measured and magnanimous.
Cybercabs are already getting huge attention from the media and the public. That attention will grow even more as they launch in new cities.
Imagine seeing ads on Cybercabs. Extra revenue for Tesla, and maybe cheaper rides for customers too? 🤔
@Tesla @robotaxi
The @Robotaxi team’s drawing skills have improved! The Houston map is much clearer than the Austin map. No more confusion! 😂
Another video shows how people drive to avoid a collision. Compared with the previous FSD video, the difference is huge! 😳
FSD did its job and read the situation correctly. Safety always comes first! 👍
OMG😳 Unbelievable save..‼️😱
No panic.. no struggle…🚨 Tesla FSD / TAD casually saves his day…📈🚀
Germany..?? 🇩🇪 Its time.. come on… @SteffenBilger @BMV
@FSDWatcherDE @FSD_DE @tslanate @TeslaNerdDE @WaitWhat @SkyXFunNext @Tesla @teslaeurope @EFIEBER_ANDRE @RonnyGolisch
X shows me so many FSD videos from Korea, Japan, and China that I forget FSD hasn’t been approved in those countries yet. Turns out, some users are jailbreaking FSD with a special device.
@grok Do they still have to pay for an FSD subscription after jailbreaking it? 🤔
X’s algorithm depends heavily on your interactions. For example, reply to someone’s birthday post, and suddenly you’ll see more birthday posts from people you don’t even follow. 😂
Since staying in the Tesla and SpaceX community most time, I sometimes miss major breaking news, even posts from Elon himself.
So when I hear X has become the #1 news app, I can’t help wondering: Wait, X is a news app? 🤔
@X
Four years ago today, Elon Musk bought Twitter.
Liberals lost their minds because they knew they were losing control of their ability to shape the narrative.
Today, X is the #1 source of news in the world and it’s the legacy "news" media on life support.
They look so cute together, like a happy couple. The wife still loves her husband even though he hasn’t showered in a while. 😂❤️
Hi friends! Let’s show @Burntkorn some love. Drop a like or give them a follow!
Replying to @SkyXFunNext
I know what you mean! Wraps or bust!
If only the garage looked as good as the cars do!
All good numbers! Since FSD has no real competitor, every number is a record. 😂
Tesla has released new FSD (Supervised) safety data.
Miles per major collision:
• Teslas Driven With FSD (Supervised): 6,006,200
• Teslas Driven Manually (Active Safety Features): 2,031,221
• Teslas Driven Manually (No Active Safety Features): 845,915
• U.S. Average: 660,164
Total major collisions:
• Teslas with FSD (Supervised): 1,579
• Teslas driven manually with Active Safety: 17,775
• Teslas driven manually without Active Safety: 239
• U.S. average: 4,989,713
Total miles logged:
• Teslas with FSD (Supervised): 9,483,790,215
• Teslas driven manually with Active Safety: 36,104,958,020
• Teslas driven manually without Active Safety: 202,173,600
• U.S. drivers overall: 3,294,031,000,000
Tesla vehicles with FSD (Supervised) engaged experienced ~9x fewer major collisions than those driving without it on.
This is North America data across all road classes (highway and non-highway). The data reflects a rolling twelve-month aggregation of miles and collisions.
Morning, friends! ☀️ Happy Tuesday!
I forgot to turn on my 14-year-old’s morning training alarm, so we both overslept! It’s the first time this year she’s missed a morning swim.
So here I am, enjoying my morning coffee alone in the kitchen, waiting for everyone else to wake up.
SkybatanX retweeted
think FSD 14.3.13 is the highest-quality, most mature release of V14. The regressions I ran into on 14.3.11 and 14.3.12 are gone, and after a week of driving I haven't hit any noticeable issues. My biggest takeaway this week: most of the time I'm just riding along, which is probably close to what riding in a Cybercab feels like. 3.13 might already be very close to V15, or V15 could be coming soon.
The video below shows how well 3.13 handles a complex stretch of road. Heavy traffic, lots going on: a Costco, a Home Depot, fast-food places, and auto repair shops of all sizes. I needed to turn left 0.1 miles ahead, so my Model Y stayed in the left lane. A white van ahead was turning left into a fast-food place. The Y slowed, waited for traffic in the right lane to clear, quickly went around the van, and moved back into the left lane for the turn.
Then it got interesting. There were two left-turn entrances close together. Normally you'd just queue behind the black SUV ahead, especially at night with my view completely blocked. The Y paused for a moment, then started going around it. My first thought: uh oh, FSD is about to do something dumb and cut to the front of the line. My foot was ready on the brake to take over. But as soon as the nose cleared the SUV, I saw the left-turn lane ahead was empty. FSD's cameras had already seen it, and that's why it decided to go around. That chain of decisions, all in a few seconds, was seriously impressive.
@SkyXFunNext @TeslaSI
SkybatanX retweeted
Last night, my wife’s Model Y was stopped at a red light in a left-turn lane with FSD engaged when another Model Y, driven by a human, rear-ended her.
Seriously, how did that driver even get a driver’s license? 🤦♂️
FSD Model Y vs. HSD (Human Self-Driving) Model Y.😂
SkybatanX retweeted
I don't think it is a bias. These pickup truck drivers need to be controlled. From my experience, they are often aggressive and reckless. Their headlights are blinding, and their demeanor is unmistakably 'so what?' All large and heavy vehicles (including us, in the Cybertruck) need to be extra careful and cautious.
Hopefully, with mandatory FSD.































