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I've finally got a twitter lol ⭐⭐⭐

Louisiana, USA
Joined September 2018
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a haunted house but every room has a project manager asking for a status update
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wait so don toliver isn’t a tequila
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If Dune came out today it would be called like A House of Spice and Sand
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,𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗻 𝗼𝗯𝗮𝗺𝗮 𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗺𝗼𝗼𝗻 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗿𝘀
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how it feels when everyone in the vc has their microphone muted except you
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Ele vestido de lula
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Do not call me on Teams past 5pm, go get some hoes or something
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can i be enough for halloween
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my vibecoded son has coderot so we're taking him to the opsec doctor to check for pibby glitches
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having my own personal "white people be like" moment. Im going rock climbing with my dentist.
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poco se habla de lo que es tener exactamente el mismo feed twittero con tus amistades
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skipped class to eat and it turns out there was an exam
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Got a call from a bank cuz my friend titled a payment "for sex". Turns out it's not very legal to do that
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Daily affirmations: I deserve nothing and need to be shot and killed
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Hey can i join your already established friend group
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Tried to throw a plate in the sink at work and hit my coworker in the head
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