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Joined January 2016
I’M TRYING TO GO TO SPACE & you can help me get there! If you retweet this video, I’ll print your name on a shirt and wear it in space in your honor ☄️ #inspiration4contest #sendsimonetospace sendsimoneto.space/
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We will sign affidavits. We will provide all needed documents. We will quarantine. When will we be reunited? Unmarried couples deserve love and family, too. #LoveIsNotTourism #TimeToReunite @BillBlair @JustinTrudeau @PattyHajdu @marcomendicino
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It’s September 21st. We are expecting a date for exemptions to be released today. We have support from all major parties. Please don’t let us down. #TimeToReunite @BillBlair @marcomendicino @PattyHajdu @cljenks @mehalang @tahiyabakht @ORadchenko @olivier27 @michaelajones2
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This is how the Ministry of Immigration has replied to my dozens of handwritten, emotional letters. A list of websites. Is this acceptable in your opinion, @RaquelDancho? #LoveIsNotTourism @cljenks @michaelajones2 @olivier27 @paisley1399 @MrDjalal @ORadchenko @kevlemkay – at Stratford, Ontario
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✨100 handwritten letters✨ Watch your mailbox @MichelleRempel 😉 #LoveIsNotTourism #TimeToReunite #LoveIsEssential
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Literally my life the last several months. It hurts so deeply seeing others get married without any hardship or struggle, as much as I want to be happy for them the sadness and bitterness can creep in. #LoveIsNotTourism #LoveIsEssential – at Stratford, Ontario
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Letter #96 @JustinTrudeau. ✅7 months away from my fiancé ✅Indefinitely postponed wedding ✅Cancer diagnosis ✅2 x surgery, radiation to come Don’t make me walk through the rest of this alone. Time for exemptions by Sept 21. #LoveIsNotTourism #LoveIsEssential #TimeToReunite
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Its almost like.. we should not only talk about climate change but actively pursue environmental justice???
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It is SEPTEMBER. We have been separated from our partners for SIX months now. The government needs to create a travel exemption for committed couples. Compassion shouldn’t stop at a marriage certificate. - @marcomendicino @michaelajones2 @BillBlair @MEPower10 @SabinaSaini
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After the first June 8th exemptions, I conducted a survey of 1,200 separated family members. Here is a thread of the results⬇️ #LoveIsNotTourism #TimeToReunite - @CBCOttawa @VassyKapelos @sophielui @vkattar @alana_kiteley @AlexWellstead @AnsonDuran
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Millennials, quit whining. I paid off $150,000 in student loans and own a $400,000 home, because I SAVE. It’s not that hard. I -Make coffee at home -Bus instead of Uber -Shop sales -Had parents pay off my loans & buy me a house because I’m daddy’s special boy -Got Hulu with ads
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I am a: ⚪️ guy ⚪️ girl 🔘 decent intellectual human being Looking for: ⚪️ a boyfriend ⚪️ a girlfriend 🔘 the world to scientifically acknowledge global warming
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Are you #TeamNaomi?! RT and spread the word!! @naomismallsduh #AllStars4
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Retweet if you see your kink: -Choking -BDSM -Sleeping -eating leftover McDonald's in the morning hungover -feet -saying omw when you're still in bed -hair pulling -driving with the a.c. on and Windows down at the same time
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Meet Molly. She definitely was not eating the leaves. Unsure why you think she was. 13/10 I believe her
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he kept that recipe secret so well. rest easy my friend. 14/10 for the beautiful bean boy xitter.cf/cbsnews/status/1014247…
The dog who played Duke in commercials for Bush's Baked Beans has died cbsn.ws/2KDtiE9
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i have stolen a yogurt lid. from the trash. it’s nothing personal. i was just feeling angsty. but now the human is chasing me. and i have no choice. but to evade them spectacularly
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I aspire to a place not of body positivity but of body neutrality. I don't want to hate or love my body. I want to respect it and care 4 it.
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American Horror Story: America
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