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君のチンチンは私のチンチンよりも大きいかもしれないが、 君の脳みそは私の金玉よりも確実に小さいな。
Donc en gros, les Japonais sont racistes, xénophobes, sexistes, islamophobes, obsédés par le travail et avec un petit zizi. J’ai oublié quoi ?
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attack on titan's Indian dub is straight up bullshit😭
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[OFFICIAL] Riot Games announces Worlds 2026 schedule 🌎🏆 Play-In - Los Angeles 🇺🇸 📅Oct. 15–18: 11 AM PDT / 8 PM CEST Swiss Stage - Texas 🇺🇸 📅 Oct. 23–24: 12 PM CDT / 7 PM CEST 📅 Oct. 25–26: 12 PM CDT / 6 PM CET 📅 Oct. 28–30: 3 PM CDT / 9 PM CET 📅 Oct. 31: 12 PM CDT / 6 PM CET Quarterfinals & Semifinals - Texas 🇺🇸 📅 Nov. 3–8: 4 PM CST / 11 PM CET Final - New York City 🇺🇸 📅 Nov. 14: 2 PM EST / 8 PM CET
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I will never skip this DAN DA DAN OP ✨More: anime-dandadan.com
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Slumber 🦈 retweeted
annonce officielle alors comme la soloq veut nous bz avec ses temps de queue interminables, ses lobbys défectueux et ses écarts de lp aussi gros que le zizi de jazon, j’ai donc pris une décision. à partir de maintenant la peur doit changer de camp. nous avons un but. traumatiser la soloq elle-même. jeter l’anneau de sauron dans les flammes de la montagne du destin. c’est pour ça qu’à partir d’aujourd’hui je vais adopter un nouveau gameplay. un gameplay qui me fera sûrement ban d’ici quelques jours. mais c’est pour la bonne cause. c’est soit nous, soit la soloq.
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I swear to god, this scene better not be skippable in the remake, you zoomers and ipad babies WILL watch your king shuffle his ass for half a minute of your like, just like the rest of us did
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New ways to play Riftbound are here 🥳
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we are so cooked 😭
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Adventure through Hyrule and become the Hero of Time when The Legend of #Zelda: Ocarina of Time releases Nov 5 on Nintendo Switch 2. #NintendoDirect
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I'm glad Pokemon thinks that waiting in their absolutely awful queue system to put in two orders on my only pokemon center account is a breach of their terms of use!!!
🚨Pokemon Center woke up and chose violence! THOUSANDS of bot orders in a gigantic wave have just been cancelled of 30th Celebration preorders. Keeping an eye out for another round to drop on Pokemon Center eventually!
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Tenant just came to my crying “I make $2,500 a month. My rent is $1,500. groceries are 400. Bills are $300. I only have $300 left after paying for everything” I was surprised to hear this So I raised her rent to $1,800. If she has some extra money laying around, I might as well pick it up
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Replying to @PokeSignals
Undoubtedly a lot of normal orders will be caught up in this as well as I doubt the Pokemon Centers can distinguish between bot orders and real orders. Sad it has come to this.
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Both of my orders got cancelled (1 for ETBs & 1 for the sticker collections). These are the only two orders I put in. My first order ever was 1 pitch black booster box which I got. I ordered the same exact way for 30th anniversary... How does this make sense???
🚨Pokemon Center woke up and chose violence! THOUSANDS of bot orders in a gigantic wave have just been cancelled of 30th Celebration preorders. Keeping an eye out for another round to drop on Pokemon Center eventually!
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Slumber 🦈 retweeted
they shot harambe for killing 3 less kids
BREAKING: Lindsay Clancy jurors again tell the judge they remain deadlocked; court urges them to continue deliberating.
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I’m somewhere in between pokemon twitter and crypto twitter and it’s weird around here
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Gengar will never need knee surgery or beat his wife
I will never understand the appeal of TCG cards like Pokemon, One Piece, etc. At least sports cards represent real people at the end of the day. TCG just represents imaginary characters someone created.
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Ripping packs until you get your chase card instead of just buying it 😭
Name an addiction worse than alcohol and drugs.
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I've decided to take a break from mental health to focus on League
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the shit my bot lane will have to listen to once I start talking with my Aatrox voice changer turned on
First details on Team Voice Chat coming to League of Legends ‼️ • Requires Honor Level 3+ and no active voice restrictions. • Optional feature available in champion select and in-game. • You'll be able to change your voice using integrated Voicemod filters. • Conversations will be recorded and may be reviewed.
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