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Mike Close

@Slurmp33

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Joined February 2017
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1) This picture is from four years ago. 2) I took the photo. Where's my credit??
Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) profile pictureDonald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump12 Sep 2020
WOW — THANK YOU! #MAGA
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#realDonaldTrump your twin!
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Let's end the debate today - which is the superior shell-based food? RT for calzone. Like for Hot Pocket. Wait, no, unfollow me and never ever think your taste in food is good again for Hot Pocket.
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Definitely makes you think about life in a different way…
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Joe Rogan
@joerogan28 Jan 2018
Next time I take myself seriously I’m going to remember that I watched a whole hour tv show last night on the evidence for a Russian Bigfoot. SPOILER ALERT: it’s a bear.
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The goots! @SteveGuttbuck
as Rev Aaron Gilstrom with Tony Fields as Sammi Curt both characters from the movie ‘Trick or Treat’ #UltimateSinSunday Photo: @MarkWeissguy
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Well, the devil follows me now. I think that's a damn fine achievement! @thebaddudebelow
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So long Comic-Con! After seeing Marvel and DC people coexist in peace, I have hope for the Democrats and Republicans. #SDCC #ConanCon #Hope
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That's nothing- Malia & Sasha Obama had to watch a grotesque conman go on TV claiming their dad wasn't even American for over 4 years. Sad! xitter.gq/realDonaldTrump/status…
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@realDonaldTrump31 May 2017
Kathy Griffin should be ashamed of herself. My children, especially my 11 year old son, Barron, are having a hard time with this. Sick!
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Brian Wecht@bwecht27 May 2017
2007: I give 4 lectures on string theory in front of 200 people at CERN 2017: I shove 69 bras in my pants in front of 3000 people in Orlando
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The universe answers sometimes.
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Our last close views of Titan, #Saturn’s largest moon, are coming down. Next? Our #GrandFinale! saturn.jpl.nasa.gov/news/303…
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Replying to @thexfiles
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Rip Charlie Murphy
HELP ME PLEASE. A MAN NEEDS HIS NUGGS
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