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Joke getter; Alive; Dr. RollerGator's running mate;

Joined February 2019
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Ffs, @drrollergator never did anything as bad as be the neo-Nazi editor of The Daily Stormer
Twitter has reinstated the account of Andrew Anglin, editor of the neo-Nazi website Daily Stormer. His account was suspended nearly a decade ago.
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Vice-President Johnny 5, Humble Servant retweeted
The highest officials within the CIA were aware of the statement prior to its publication. CIA’s Chief Operating Officer (COO) Andrew Makridis testified that he informed Director Gina Haspel or Deputy Director Vaughn Frederick Bishop about its impending release. This sequence of events suggests that senior CIA leadership had ample opportunity to assess the validity of the statement's claims. Furthermore, the COO’s office appeared to signal approval of the statement in a move that departed from standard Prepublication Classification Review Board (PCRB) protocols. Additionally, some of the statement's signatories were on active contract with the CIA at the time they issued the statement to discredit damaging allegations about Biden family influence peddling. Despite claiming they lacked access to classified information at the time, at least two signatories—Michael Morell and former CIA Inspector General David Buckley—were actively working for the CIA as contractors. This revelation raises concerns that these officials may have abused their positions to expedite the statement's approval and may have been earning taxpayer dollars while they did it. Furthermore, officials within the CIA recognized at the time that the Hunter Biden statement was political and would hurt the Agency. The signatories’ decision to leverage their former intelligence community titles to promote a narrative about foreign election interference improperly embroiled the Agency in domestic politics. This report underscores the potential dangers of a politicized intelligence community.
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Vice-President Johnny 5, Humble Servant retweeted
"The House Intelligence Committee's work provided us with solid direct evidence that in the final weeks before the 2020 presidential election, 51 former intelligence officials coordinated with the Biden campaign to falsely cast doubt on an explosive New York Post story and label Hunter Biden's abandoned laptop as 'Russian disinformation.' The Committee worked to obtain classified documents from the CIA, including emails, and fought to include evidence of these materials in our report." -@RepMikeTurner
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Just remembering this one. No reason.
The Bay Bridge in San Francisco has been turned into a parking lot by anti-Israel protestors demanding a ceasefire in Gaza.
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Yeah that's happening to a lot of people today
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It's time to play everyone's favorite Twitter game
Hey @elonmusk @TwitterSupport what the hell is this?! The great and heroic @scotthortonshow is suspended?! For what? I thought this was supposed to be a free speech platform now. This is a disgrace. Please fix this immediately.
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Omfg
Replying to @SmoothJohnny5
Haha, are you ready? They don’t require Facebook accounts - they require Meta accounts!
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If you're on TikTok, you might know this already. Afroman's house was wrongfully raided, and he made a song using the security camera footage.
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How did this happen?
TONIGHT: @Yamiche speaks with Baltimore residents about the quality of their tap water and growing concerns about the city's aging infrastructure. "I'm not comfortable with using it." Tune in at 6:30pm ET / 5:30pm CT to watch more.
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Replying to @scttfrnks
The last thing Gator said to me was “UR GONNA MISS THE REST OF THE MOVIE” and now I can’t even see that tweet anymore. 😭 In addition to all else, he was a prophet.
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Vice-President Johnny 5, Humble Servant retweeted
The last thing Gator said to me was “UR GONNA MISS THE REST OF THE MOVIE” and now I can’t even see that tweet anymore. 😭 In addition to all else, he was a prophet.
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Remember when President Gator said things would get dumber and now the news says "A federal agency" wants to ban gas stoves
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Looooooooooooooooool
As House Republicans take over Congress and clamor to investigate the Biden administration, a new line of attack fell into their laps: classified documents recovered from one of President Joe Biden’s private offices when he served as vice president cnn.it/3QyDspa
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Wait what!?
Like many others, I am in anguish and at a loss for words over Blake Hounshell's (@blakehounshell) passing. A friend, a fellow journalist, a kind supporter of my career — and a college classmate. We will all miss you so, so much.
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Vice-President Johnny 5, Humble Servant retweeted
This Post is from a suspended account. Learn more
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Vice-President Johnny 5, Humble Servant retweeted
ffs, @elonmusk, people spend a lot of time building relationships on here. If you want to kill this platform, this is how to do it. None of your big ideas will matter if Twitter continually screws over their users with a broken moderation and appeals system. #freedrrollergator
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Vice-President Johnny 5, Humble Servant retweeted
I *specifically* told @drrollergator to not let anything dum happen while I'm away. Now I check in and find that he's been permanently suspended for the crime of winning an appeal.
So @drrollergator was locked out of his account for no good reason. He then appealed, and won! But when he logged in he was informed that, despite winning his appeal, he was now permanently suspended. Gator has been a constant target by both old and new Twitter. @elonmusk, help!
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