transportation design; customer experience consultant; business continuity; puns. My mental math skills are OK a.k.a. average.

Ames, Iowa
Joined March 2010
The Washington Post editorial board should not resign. They should publish the endorsement and make Bezos fire them. #WashingtonPost
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I'm just gonna point out... All these cars can fit about 5 people each... A bus could probably fit around 40 or 50... A single Amtrak train could fit 300. When are we gonna make this happen??
Here's a look at folks headed north on I-75 as #HurricaneMilton is due to make landfall mid week. This is about 60 miles north of #Tampa and as you can see the left shoulder is now open to add another lane to help people move along. All tolls in FL also suspended. @knxnews
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We are doing it wrong. 1920 > 2020.
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Al Franken Harvard Class of 1973 could team up with his classmate Jill Stein on the Franken-Stein ticket. @CornelWest @BillKristol @EJDionne @IgnatiusPost @WalterIsaacson @Lawrence @DrJillStein @alfranken
The only one eating dogs is RFK Jr. #Debate2024
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Reality: US cities are full of drivers going 15mph over the speed limit while playing with phones in 5000lb vehicles with illegal tinted glass. Police: Let's ticket cyclists going 1mph over a little known speed limit on a mixed use trail.
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If journalists covered crime the way they cover traffic crashes:
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An accident is when a puppy piddles on the floor or a toddler drops an ice cream cone. If a grown man drinks 5 or 6 beers and punches it past another car on the right and winds up hitting and killing two guys riding bikes on a country road that's not an accident. That's murder.
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Driver behavior is out of control.
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Interesting that engineers think there's a high enough chance of driving into a ditch that guardrail is installed. But engineering measures to slow down drivers are resisted. I'm not saying all sidewalks need guardrail, just that status quo engineering priorities are curious.
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Dangerous driving.
What’s the most harmful thing society accepts as normal?
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“My name is Andy, and I have limited access to reality.” urbanismspeakeasy.com/p/my-n… I’m starting to think people speaking at public meetings should introduce themselves with that honest confession before addressing the room.
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"Cyclists need to learn to ride competently. Drivers are at least trained and tested." 🧠
Replying to @Boenau
'Bikes' need to learn to ride competently. Drivers are at least trained and tested.
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Many towns focus on the upfront costs of projects while overlooking long-term maintenance costs. When that maintenance comes due, the towns have no way to pay for it. Don’t get stuck in this trap. Do ALL the math before committing to a project.
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amplify this not unverified reports until we know more
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You laugh, but "adopt simple best practices the rest of the world adopted decades or centuries ago" is exactly the spirit that American infrastructure policy needs right now
Sorry, Mr. Rat. The all-you-can-eat buffet is coming to an END. We're the FIRST administration doing the work to get millions of tons of trash off our sidewalks every day. First containers for businesses and now the official NYC Bin for small apartment buildings. This is how we improve the quality of life in our city.
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Look around everybody on mute. 🔇 The UN’s secretary general @antonioguterres' call for news and tech media to halt fossil-fuel ads, has been met with silence. Let's be clear: media & tech play a huge role in enabling greenwashing efforts by #BigOil. theguardian.com/media/articl…
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If New York isn't going to drug test this felon, it can't in fairness drug test any of the others, either.
Some questions about Trump’s probation interview today: 1) Why is the interview being done virtually, instead of in person? 2) Why is Trump being allowed to have his attorney at his side during the interview? 3) Why isn’t Trump being drug tested?
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Adults are capable of terrible lapses in judgment, like the Air Force pilot in the video. 16-year-old children are licensed to operate powerful machines, and they're wayyy more immature. The acceleration of electric vehicles is impressive and terrifying.
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