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“It's-a-me... MARIO! Almost...!” // parody/rp account // Super Horror Mario take by @TheBlankMinded / pfp by @marztapatan

My Castle
Joined February 2025
“The clock strikes twelve……”
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“Hey man, have fun in there.”
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“I have no words.”
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“My son, everyone.”
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“That is it!”
Out of EVERYONE, you put him in the trashbin with someone that eats BOLTS FOR BREAKFAST .
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“In you go!”
WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
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“WHY YOU LITTLE-”
What was that ooohhhh... That was the garden being consumed ohhh nooooo........ Lalala.. Sounds like a buncha NOT MY PROBLEM
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“You got to be kidding me.”
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[He emerges, sloughing off the water that clung to him] "Well... talk about an annoyance, hm...? Now... where to get out of here..."
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[Something is coming from the water...]
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“Blublubblublblub.”
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