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M, the Conquerer

@SortaMario

“It's-a-me... MARIO! Almost...!” // parody/rp account // Super Horror Mario take by @TheBlankMinded / pfp by @marztapatan

 My Castle
Joined February 2025
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Vhat are ve doing bro
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What are we even DOING ANYMORE
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WHO THE FUCK DID YOUR HAIR.
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IM SHAKING, IM SO SCARED AIM CRYING ISA BTHIUS REAL CHAT????
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Never come around my kingdom ever.
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“Mhm… whatever you say, friend…”
𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙁𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙚𝙣 star. (@asleepyystar_) profile picture𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙁𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙚𝙣 star.@asleepyystar_24 Sep 2025
NOTHINGG AAAAAA HELLO HAI WHAT
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“Interesting…”
𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙁𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙚𝙣 star. (@asleepyystar_) profile picture𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙁𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙚𝙣 star.@asleepyystar_24 Sep 2025
Horror m kinda .. @CHA0SCONSOLE
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“Watcha thinkin’ ‘bout there, friend?”
𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙁𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙚𝙣 star. (@asleepyystar_) profile picture𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙁𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙚𝙣 star.@asleepyystar_24 Sep 2025
Mmmmmm . .
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“…” [He’d pace around for a second, inhaling, exhaling, the works. He’d finally glance up at Parasite after a long second.] “I don’t even know if I’m mad or just numb to anything you do anymore.”
𝙏𝙃𝙀𝙔 𝙎𝘼𝙄𝘿 𝙄 𝙒𝘼𝙎 𝙂𝙄𝙁𝙏𝙀𝘿.ᐟ (@CHA0SCONSOLE) profile picture𝙏𝙃𝙀𝙔 𝙎𝘼𝙄𝘿 𝙄 𝙒𝘼𝙎 𝙂𝙄𝙁𝙏𝙀𝘿.ᐟ@CHA0SCONSOLE6 Sep 2025
Whaaaaat ( Comically large and loud explosion coming from specifically M’s side of the castle. )
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“Whenever you ask questions, I know something either stupid, destructive, or some unholy combination of both will occur against my will.”
𝙏𝙃𝙀𝙔 𝙎𝘼𝙄𝘿 𝙄 𝙒𝘼𝙎 𝙂𝙄𝙁𝙏𝙀𝘿.ᐟ (@CHA0SCONSOLE) profile picture𝙏𝙃𝙀𝙔 𝙎𝘼𝙄𝘿 𝙄 𝙒𝘼𝙎 𝙂𝙄𝙁𝙏𝙀𝘿.ᐟ@CHA0SCONSOLE6 Sep 2025
Hey so how difficult was it to renovate the castle the first time I nearly destroyed it.
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“Dude.”
𝙏𝙃𝙀𝙔 𝙎𝘼𝙄𝘿 𝙄 𝙒𝘼𝙎 𝙂𝙄𝙁𝙏𝙀𝘿.ᐟ (@CHA0SCONSOLE) profile picture𝙏𝙃𝙀𝙔 𝙎𝘼𝙄𝘿 𝙄 𝙒𝘼𝙎 𝙂𝙄𝙁𝙏𝙀𝘿.ᐟ@CHA0SCONSOLE6 Sep 2025
Dude.
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“If anyone sees an image about his posture, just know that it is not photoshopped and is real.” “He does stand like that.”
𝙏𝙃𝙀𝙔 𝙎𝘼𝙄𝘿 𝙄 𝙒𝘼𝙎 𝙂𝙄𝙁𝙏𝙀𝘿.ᐟ (@CHA0SCONSOLE) profile picture𝙏𝙃𝙀𝙔 𝙎𝘼𝙄𝘿 𝙄 𝙒𝘼𝙎 𝙂𝙄𝙁𝙏𝙀𝘿.ᐟ@CHA0SCONSOLE6 Sep 2025
IF ANYONE EVER SEES AN IMAGE ABOUT MY POSTURE JUST KNOW THAT THAT’S PHOTOSHOPPED AND FAKE. I DO NOT STAND LIKE THAT.
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“There’s been a big bug hovering around outside my castle taking pictures of people. Somehow not the strangest thing to happen today.”
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“It took some time, a lot of cleaning, a few Benadryls and some divorce papers but the castle has been fixed.” “…” “We don’t speak of the incident a couple of days ago.” “There was no trash bin, there was no people in it, you are just crazy.”
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“Blame the jester.”
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“Trash bin? Who said anything about a trash bin.”
𝘎𝘖𝘐𝘕𝘎 𝙃𝙐𝙉𝙏𝙄𝙉𝙂 (@BULLSEYEHlT) profile picture𝘎𝘖𝘐𝘕𝘎 𝙃𝙐𝙉𝙏𝙄𝙉𝙂@BULLSEYEHlT28 Aug 2025
Why's this one talkin' about a trashbin
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Replying to @SortaMario
divorce?
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“Don’t ask.”
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“Oh, well I was indeed much bigger than this.” “Unfortunately a c e r t a i n jester caught me in the crossfire of his explosion, and now, here we are.” “ialsosaiddontbringupthetrashbinincident…”
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