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Sphinctus

@Sphinctus

Co-host of the Virtual homework podcast with @Picantelive. #1 Slaking Fan. ex-Game Store Owner. I ruin my life playing too many games.

 Chicago
Joined May 2010
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There is life, there is death, and then there is me. Soulstealer, from Mana Moon.
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@HQNewsNowOct 29
Host: Why are you here this morning? Trump rally attendee: In the '70s I was too young to get go to South America for the Jonestown massacre, so this is as close as I'll get. There's nothing like seeing a cult up close. Host: Alright, maybe this is not a Trump supporter
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@thedimitriOct 23
messaging my wife a link containing proof of her husband cheating on her from an anonymous instagram account and then when she clicks on it texting her to let her know she failed the family phishing test and she has to retake my cybersecurity course
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Id be a worthless deadbeat bee bro Id be in the hive all day playing with my stingaling
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Alice in WAN.der.LAN
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ahahahhahahahaha
john (@johnsemley3000) profile picturejohn@johnsemley3000Oct 16
bro she even got the jigsaw TRIKE!
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@tippityOct 15
showed this to my friend high off an edible and they started screaming like courage the cowardly dog
Jolina Jasmine (@JolinaJasmine) profile pictureJolina Jasmine@JolinaJasmineOct 13
The Trump administration isn’t even trying to hide the aliens anymore bro
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Our leading kirkologists are making major breakthroughs every day. #wecarrytheflame
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@ConnorEatsPantsOct 14
Replying to @StephenM
Stephen, your ability to wake up every morning and not kill yourself is both impressive and disappointing
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my vent art nextdoor app edition
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@pistachio_helloOct 1
후지산 대폭발
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22 #1 doesn’t matter how fat or old you get, you can always improve!!
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@dude_gangSep 27
bro i can tell ur on beer
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@rllyduSep 27
can’t even go to the pound anymore cuz they might throw me in with the big dogs
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Your Honor, Luigi Mangione did NOT shoot Wumpus
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@discordSep 24
when you launch an extremely popular age assurance update that everyone on Discord was really looking forward to and it has bugs
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jb.@jdotbSep 27
"the dev with problematic fb posts from 15 years ago told me to be a better human" yeah that's what growing up looks like. you used to do dumb shit and then you stopped doing it. you don't continue doing dumb shit your whole life to own the libs or whatever
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Wait so the racists and bigots banned from WoW Forever beta tried doxxing a developer's family and friends? At this rate just ban them from all Blizzard services if they're going to target WoW developers in such a personal and malicious nature.
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“Wow banning me for naming my character R-slur F-slur is censorship and Blizzard should be ashamed. I am 37 years old.”
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it’s so hard to pick 9. could be like 30.
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NRG | brian (@briandeveza) profile pictureNRG | brian@briandevezaSep 26
my 9 games! unfortunately have to include the bane of my existence… league of legends 🫩
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His eyes were a striking blue, like blue Gatorade, and his cheeks were flushed, like red Gatorade. His demeanor was mysterious, yet refreshing, like yellow Gatorade. And his shirt was the hue of orange Gatorade
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