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Reports of my demise were… premature. Ohio State.

Columbus, OH
Joined April 2012
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Eric retweeted
Every good citizen of the Great Lakes should be putting out 26,000 tons of iron ore on this front step tonight in remembrance of the Edmund Fitzgerald.
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Tweet of the year
Joe Milton hitting Saquon Barkley on a checkdown this Sunday
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We can finally turn the frogs gay without anybody fucking bitching about it
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Does this mean the green M&M is going to be a slut again
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I’m pretty woke but making Ohio a state is a bridge too far, even for me
Don Jr in Ohio: "They want to pack the Supreme Court. They want to make Ohio a state."
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Drove all the way to my local polling place and there was literally nowhere on my ballot to vote against a 24 team College Football Playoff and a 76 team NCAA Basketball Tournament. Had to write it all in
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Me on the tee box after spending $600 on a new driver
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My girl trying to slow down my drinking this weekend
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just did a google search and the automatic AI response is gone
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The lion does not count the calories from the chips and margs at a Mexican restaurant
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Trump: I'm the only president to pass. I passed 3 cognitive tests. And they're hard. They have a lion, a bear, a snake, and a camel. They say, which one is the snake? It's a very powerful test, very highly respected test, very well known test, 30 questions, very hard. I passed it all 3 times. I aced it
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Eric retweeted
*at a michelin star restaurant* the lady and I would like to start off with malort please
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see normal people don’t understand that a 285 million dollar contract isn’t really that much because you have to pay taxes and also have to pay someone to play a gold harp as your personal chef prepares your dinner
Jaylen Brown says he bought a gold harp, and now has someone come over twice a week to play it as the sun goes down while his chef cooks dinner “My favorite purchase, I think my best, my most favorite purchase was, I bought a harp. I bought like a gold harp. I got it upstairs too…” “I got a harpist that come play like twice a week. While the sun is going down, chef is in the kitchen. You know what I mean? Just…”
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Cameraman got me in tears son😭😭
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INDIANA HAD THE GAME WINNING TOUCHDOWN BUT HE WAS OUT OF BOUNDS WHAT DID WE JUST WITNESS!?
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this woman was created in a lab to give the maid of honour speech at the wedding of a couple named Jaxson and Brayleigh who met at a college football tailgate party
trump's new press secretary is mumbling through a chatgpt generated speech on stage rn
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It's insane how many people I've seen who think zookeepers can somehow hit a 360 noscope on a moving tiger without even grazing the person it's attacking.
I feel like I'm losing my mind re: the disabled man who jumped into the tiger enclosure in the UK recently Yes, you shoot the tiger. If you have any plausible opportunity to save the person by shooting the tiger, you shoot the tiger. That's obviously the right thing to do
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Eric retweeted
Gotta hand it to people born circa 1995 – 2005 for generally being the least insufferable age group there is
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Eric retweeted
Owning cats will make it look like you don't clean up after yourself. Why has there been an envelope in the middle of the living room floor for the past two months, you ask? Because it's his favorite envelope, that's why
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