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She’s broken but she’s fun. she/her #chiefskingdom #ForeverRoyal #FuckTrump #butts

Joined February 2014
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Uh… getting paid to take a shit is the best thing you can do at work.
Repitan conmigo, el baño del trabajo NO ES PARA CAGAR
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Do I get myself a new car for my birthday since my car is probably broken? 🤔
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When it rains it pours huh?
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Made a weekend full of plans and everything went to shit. This is why I don’t make plans.
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Well deserved for an amazing song.
‘Work Song’ is a track that’s dear to me. It featured all the way back on my debut album, and it’s a lovely feeling to know that people are still finding it and listening to it all these years later. Thank you to @Spotify for sending over this plaque to celebrate the song joining the Billions Club. To everyone who’s listened to the song and supported my work over the years, thank you so much. Your support means the world and I feel truly blessed to be able to do what I do. 🖤 📷 Christian Tierney
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The coolest people were born 1975 - 1985. End of story.
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I don’t know why they hate us but I miss them 😩
The dates for Kings of Leon's 2027 tour with Band of Horses and Dexter and the Moonrocks.
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If you need some laughs check the replies.
Please reply in the comments with the best tweets of the night so we can all laugh together
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Spiky Floof 🦔 retweeted
“Hey Butker, how many states flipped?”
For every miss kicked Harrison Butker has had this year, a state turned Blue…
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wait since woke is back yall got to stop w the r slur
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They still had pumpkin to add to my chai at Dutch Bros so I stay winning.
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lol I just saw today called “woke Wednesday” Help me. I can’t stop scrolling.
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The kids are gonna be alright.
The swings tonight among groups that swung right in 2024.
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Waking up today like
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Rural Missouri moved too. In the 95 House districts contested in both 2024 and 2026, the median shift was about 18 pts toward Dems, and deep-red rural seats moved about as much as the suburbs. They just started at R+35 to R+76 😂 #MOLeg
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With 147 of 163 Missouri districts reporting on the SOS site (unofficial, about 10:47 PM), Democrats have flipped 15 Republican-held seats and lost none. #MOLeg
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I was actually worried about this one with how many vote yes signs that were out. I’m glad I was wrong.
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I may live in a red state but at least my district did things right.
FLIP: Rep. Keri Ingle has defeated Republican Speaker of the House Jon Patterson to become the next State Senator for Senate District 8.
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