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Joined July 2021
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"Dating doesn't imply monogamy" Easiest 3rd-World clock of my life.
Replying to @Omokelp
that’s actually correct. dating is getting to know people, going on dates and exploring the possibility of a romantic connection. it can involve seeing multiple people before deciding who you want to pursue something serious with. -
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The kind of shit pilots in Wardogs are doing at spawn
Two helicopters collided while preparing to land in Nepal’s Mount Everest region, killing an Indian national and injuring a New Zealander.
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In the comments he said his evidence was that we had fast food restaurants.
Australia is the only country I’ve ever gone to outside of the U.S. and I’ve spent much of this year there and what I will say is that the biggest culture shock for me was and what still astounds me day in and day out in that country is how completely dominated they are by American culture and American identity as such. It is beyond anything I could have ever imagined. They don’t have a national identity anymore. It doesn’t exist. Not at scale at least. I think BAP has talked about this broadly more recently, but every cultural pillar and outlet of theirs is just overwhelmingly imported US culture. It goes so deep it leaves me without words to explain it. My jaw has been dropped since I first stepped foot on the soil and I have never been able to pick it up since. And to see that they are actively hostile towards me for being a non self-flagellating American is even more insane because they are fish in water with America and American identity through in through in all but name. How they don’t see the absurdity and irony in it all is beyond me, but I clearly underestimated America’s totalizing and undisputed power before I left it for the first time.
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Why the fuck is it the Prequels of all things that's collapsing the Millenial-Zoomer youth alliance lmao
the reason millenial nerds feel a compulsion to shit on the star wars prequels, despite the obvious cinematic brilliance, is they are played entirely earnest. there is no jim from the office winking at the camera, which makes them excruciating to the irony poisoned millenial mind
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I wish this was actually true instead of the neo-con anti-racist we got.
Ashley Williams. The most romanced space racist in the galaxy.
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My Tabletop Party was hunting a werewolf & the resident party retard was in the lucky patrol to encounter the drunk man stumbling around during werewolf curfew on the full moon & said retard somehow didn't immediately clock what was going on & practically hugged it by himself 😐
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Malfoy R63 works because Rowling wrote most characters like women & so it actually ENHANCES most of pre-existing elements NE on the otherhand falls apart. Shinji is neglected as Gendo's son & thats a CORE element. If Shinji resembled Gendo's wife as their daughter, nothing works
If you think Malfoid ( female Malfoy ) Can change a lot the plot of Harry Potter, what do you think of FEMALE SHINJI in Evangelion ?
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Shinji just entirely replaces Rei's part in the play. She's redundant now. The entire romantic dynamic between Shinji & Asuka is rug pulled as well, which undermines HER development as well. Everyone's purpose, their place in the narrative, fucking crumbles. It sucks.
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The Light (Side) Wizards have their abuse Dobby and the Dark (Side) Wizards have their abuse Wormtail. Wholesome.
“Goddamn it, Potter, just kiss her alrea—BY MERLIN IT’S HAPPENING! BELLATRIX THEY’RE KISSING!” “T-That’s nice, my lord. Do you maybe want to ki-“ “Shut the fuck up Bella, they’re starting to use tongue! WORMTAIL!” “Y-Yes, my lo-“ “CRUCIO!”
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My biggest problem with Malfoid is that far too many chuds are yearning to "fix her" & "save her", but the flaw with the Malfoys (parents included) was never their political, social, & class ideals but that their leader is shit - requiring Slytherin Harry to kill & usurp him 🥱
“Scared, Potter?!” Malfoid called out. “No” he replied, clasping his arms around her, steadying her shaky hands in his own. “Not when I have you. Now concentrate, we can do this!” “…together?” She asked. Harry nodded. In unision, two voices roared as one. “EXPELLIARMUS!”
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Going from one abusive anti-consumer company to the next lol, the average foid relationship in a nutshell.
feels like leaving an abusive relationship ngl
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This Malfoid induced yearning is actually keeping me from sleeping 😮‍💨
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This is the third time I've seen someone misuse the term Gyaru over Malfoid, do these people think it's just the Japanese word for Blonde or something??!
Malfoy strikes me as a tsundere gyaru
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I think I may have fumbled by not just putting these in the OP, def not use to the new side scroll image system twitter has 🤔
Replying to @Spoiled3lf
Annddd an image dump of some other screenshots I took of her :]
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Real Slytherin Patriots 🫡 were already in on the trope with the OG Blonde Slytherin Wife 🐍 I even made a homage to her back during peak funny transphobia game 📝
Malfoid is temporary The Ice Queen is Eternal ! 🐍Daphne Greengrass ❄️
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Annddd an image dump of some other screenshots I took of her :]
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People generally don't like being genocided through ethnic displacement.
Does every country have their own great replacement theory
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The worst part of Fuentes is that he's even worse than controlled opposition in that literally every time someone on the "centre" "right" has a problem with actual RW'ers they get to label them all as "Groypers" as an easy catch all to de-legitimise their grievances.
watching the same gr*ypers who worship half mexican Nick Fuentes purity spiral over HowlingMutant (allegedly) nutting in a girl from Trinidad or whatever is incredibly funny
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This is the equivalent of Aura-Farming with your 23-&-Me results 🚬
🇳🇱🇧🇪👑Future Duke of Burgundy & Count of Charolais Charles the Bold (1433-1477) at the Tournament ca. 1460.
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Omg, she even used the right slur...
Malfoy (m): chud loser 💢 Malfoid (f): misunderstood princess ✅
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Man I was in a community server in Wardogs - top of my team, top 5 in the whole server, 0 deaths, 0 crashes, the only pilot on our entire team for the entire match, & 80k profit. The fucking admins choose ME to be kicked for the paid server slot over the 2 afk guys at HQ.
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The worst part about my Weiss Wife is that she was genuinely never even racist in the first place (💔), it's just that literally EVERY single Fauna in the entire show depicted up to that arc had just been criminals and terrorists (who targeted HER FAMILY) 🥀
the children yearn for RWBY Volume 1 Weiss Schnee
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