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Pissing the shit splatter off the porcelain is one of my great joys except mine takes place in the sink
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he's not the steppe daddy, he's the daddy that steppe'd up
>Man goes off to college
>Decides he wants an Asian gf
>"Hmm, some tattoos and weird piercings but that's ok
"Wait, some of her behaviors are off"
"Whoa, hold on - did you get an Asian gf or a steppe nomad gf?"
"What's the difference?"
Explain the difference to him with charts and graphs
"Oh no, she's a good girlfriend"
She's a steppe nomad
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They could have bailed Santana out from the ice office to hand Jose the buzzer it still wouldnt matter
Dabbling in NFL. @4codds is incredible. Finally, a free and retard-friendly odds screen.
Room temp IQ ✅
Too racist to follow football and cant name a single player on the field ✅
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took DMT and i didnt see machine elves i just seen a rabbi dangling my foreskin and laughing
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"You see this? It means WALKABLE CITIES"
Bike Lanes Are White Lanes seems like a great book. I just ordered one!
It’s about the racist impacts of urban planning for bike infrastructure, and how affluent white bike bros turned something seemingly good into a weapon for gentrification and displacement.
The author is even a cyclist who supports bike infrastructure.
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telling my homeboy we’ve gotta leave the halloween party asap because i’ve just put all of the forks in the microwave
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I remember my young friend showing me his uncircumcised penis behind the school one day and being horrified, I had never seen one before. When I asked him why it looked like that he said nigga you’re thirty five years old you tell me
Had a great time with Reggie and Raider Mike at santa anita
#dox
We are going to strip mine the ever loving shit outta this thing






























