semi truck driver. fueled by caffeine, diesel, & spite. son of a preacher man. metal head in the key of stoner rock, sludge, & doom metal. 🤘🏴☠
North Texas, USA
Joined July 2010
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Clutch - Electric Worry
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"Like what have you done for the movement" 🤣
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"Don't come back here with your bullshit"
Me, coming back with my bullshit:
Door dasher from shall we say "lands unknown to me" tried to give me someone else's food, and I'm trying to tell him,
bro... that isn't my food my guy.
even if it somehow has my name on it? guess what? still not mine.
😅
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Military veterans posses the communication skills needed to handle children
Some folks take twitter very seriously, but I'm the opposite in that I take twitter very shower thoughtsly
A. Long Shortlee retweeted
It aint nice when everyone's after your frosted lucky charms, but you do at least have the consolation of knowing that they're magically delicious.
You came from the School of Hard Knocks.
I came from the School of Parents Midget Tossing You Across The Room if You Pissed Them Off Enough.
