semi truck driver. fueled by caffeine, diesel, & spite. son of a preacher man. metal head in the key of stoner rock, sludge, & doom metal. 🤘🏴☠
North Texas, USA
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"Don't come back here with your bullshit"
Me, coming back with my bullshit:
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Military veterans posses the communication skills needed to handle children
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It aint nice when everyone's after your frosted lucky charms, but you do at least have the consolation of knowing that they're magically delicious.
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On February 2, 2019, a black cat wandered onto the field during the Premier League match between Everton and Wolverhampton.
The cat interrupted the game for nearly two minutes and really entertained the crowd 😭
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The most annoying part about Caesar's commentaries is the mf'er keeps referring to himself in the 3rd person.
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People often imagine delusions as these obviously bizarre beliefs. But what sucks so bad is that when you're experiencing one, it doesn't necessarily feel strange at all.
It actually can feel like you've finally figured something out. It’s so sad and frightening how completely you feel you can trust your own perception in the moment, only to later realize it’s wrong.
That kind of sense of certainty must be frightening to look back on.